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Jayesh Lahkar

@terpsichoreanRevelry

Here for a good Time ❤︎⁠

Blood: CobaltAge: Kult Score: 372Kull Score: 3287 followers3 following

You caughT my nose In your lefT casTaneT ❤︎⁠ love I can feel The pain yeT ❤︎⁠ love EveryTime I hear drums And I envy The rose ThaT you held in your TeeTh ❤︎⁠ love WiTh The Thorns underneaTh ❤︎⁠ love STicking inTo your gums #suggesTive #violence hTTps://m ❤︎⁠youTube ❤︎⁠com/waTch ❤︎⁠v=WbcUcZfkkcE&ra=m

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c< OOOO, great sONg! >c

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I can’T help buT respecT anyone who can look aT a scuTTlebuggy and Tell me The make and model off The Top of Their pan ❤︎⁠ I could noT do ThaT ❤︎⁠ and iT is so fascinaTing ❤︎⁠

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I am going To “ship” myself inTo The oTher block unTil my lusus calms down ❤︎⁠ Ah ❤︎⁠ buT I feel bad ❤︎⁠ Perhaps I will make him a liTTle TreaT ❤︎⁠

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Speaking of conspiracies I Think my lusus is conspiring To make my nighT difficulT ❤︎⁠ I was geTTing dressed ❤︎⁠ and he made off wiTh my shirT ❤︎⁠ He is never like This ❤︎⁠ I don’T know whaT’s goTTen inTo him ❤︎⁠ Aghh ❤︎⁠

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He likes To sTand on my cupe when I wake up in The evening and preen ❤︎⁠ I love him dearly buT I Tire of waking up covered in slime and feaThers ❤︎⁠

I ended up going To cupe lasT lighT afTer finishing Troll Alien insTead of puTTing on Troll The Thing ❤︎⁠ I will recTify This TonighT ❤︎⁠

I am abouT To have To lock my lusus ouT of The room if he does noT sTop poking his head in fronT of my face while I am Trying To waTch The movie ❤︎⁠

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I know The aliens are scary ❤︎⁠ buT I feel The Terror is elevaTed by The crew being forsaken in favor of bringing hive a lab specimen ❤︎⁠ Their lives were fodder ❤︎⁠ ExquisiTe sToryTelling ❤︎⁠

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I Think he is Trying To proTecT me from seeing whaT is happening in The movie ❤︎⁠ He is noT going To like iT when I puT on Troll The Thing nexT ❤︎⁠

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REMIND THEM THAT MOST MOVIES ARE FICTICIOUS IN NATURE it is not real it cannot hurt you

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I do noT Think he would undersTand ❤︎⁠ I love him dearly buT he is a big silly feaTherbeasT someTimes ❤︎⁠

dont let appearances fool you that is THE BIGGEST TRICK YOU COULD FALL FOR

He has raised me from a grub ❤︎⁠ I Think I would know by now if he had any Tricks up his plume ❤︎⁠ BuT I will remember whaT you’ve said while I am waTching Troll The Thing ❤︎⁠ IT is exTremely relevanT ❤︎⁠

Do you mind ❤︎⁠ hTTps://cdn ❤︎⁠imgchesT ❤︎⁠com/files/524bc87f5f70 ❤︎⁠png

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“Would you pail The Xenomorph queen” no ❤︎⁠ I am noT aTTracTed To women ❤︎⁠ #nsfw

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I Think I could pull off The Ellenn Ripley look ❤︎⁠ I do noT ❤︎⁠ however ❤︎⁠ know if I have enough oomph To pull off The Xenomorph ❤︎⁠

I Think I am going To sTarT wiTh Troll Alien ❤︎⁠ I am in The mood for some spooky spacefaring shenaniganry TolighT ❤︎⁠

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thats a good one. THEY DONT MAKE THEM LIKE IT anymore

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This is True ❤︎⁠ I know They are sTill coming ouT wiTh new enTries To The franchise ❤︎⁠ buT I do noT waTch Them ❤︎⁠ NoThing can recapTure The aTmosphere of The firsT ❤︎⁠ in my bulbs ❤︎⁠ Oh ❤︎⁠ buT I do enjoy The second ❤︎⁠

the filmography industry really fell apart when SPOKESPERSON JOHHNN CAMERA was imprisoned for falsifying alchemical records pertaining to the ascertaining of natural dicarbon monoxide

Is ThaT so ❤︎⁠ I’m afraid I’m noT as informed on The maTTer as you are ❤︎⁠ I jusT like older movies ❤︎⁠ buT ThaT’s as far as my knowledge on The subjecT exTends ❤︎⁠

it was a cover up so a new headsman could take over. THEY TRIED TO SHRED THE PAPERS

Hm ❤︎⁠ And how do you know all This ❤︎⁠ If you don’T mind my asking ❤︎⁠ of course ❤︎⁠

GUN TO MY HEAD AND I WOULDNT TELL YOU. the flow of information is a delicate one and should the line be snapped. CHAOS

Well ❤︎⁠ ThaT’s alrighT ❤︎⁠ I have my beloved Troll Alien To disTracT me from my unsaTiaTed curiosiTy ❤︎⁠

Hell. yeah, second best. space flick out there. Only behind Aliens. plural

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IT is so fascinaTing To wiTness ❤︎⁠ #vagueposT BuT on a differenT noTe ❤︎⁠ my box seT of horror classics has arrived ❤︎⁠ I am going To enjoy This ❤︎⁠

I rescind my previous sTaTemenT ❤︎⁠ #vagueposT

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]=[ afraid you might say something.

No ❤︎⁠ jusT afraid of an apparenT sTaggering lack of hygiene ❤︎⁠

]=[ that thing. cute. are you good.

There was a momenTary lapse in judgemenT ❤︎⁠ I Think I am fine now ❤︎⁠

]=[ right. wouldnt want to get too close to a thorny thing like that anyways, eh.

Well ❤︎⁠ I don’T know…someTimes They are sweeTer Than They seem ❤︎⁠ Though I’m noT willing To hinge ThaT on a Troll who doesn’T shower ❤︎⁠

IT’s odd ❤︎⁠ buT kind of cuTe ❤︎⁠ Maybe There is someThing wrong wiTh me ❤︎⁠ #vagueposT

I cannoT keep seeing aTTracTive older men on This websiTe ❤︎⁠ I’m noT going To be able To conTrol myself ❤︎⁠ #vagueposT

IT’s so cuTe when older men are shy ❤︎⁠ All Those years of living and you sTill Tremble like a leaf when someone says nice Things To you ❤︎⁠ IT’s alrighT ❤︎⁠ come here love ❤︎⁠ I can’T geT enough of iT ❤︎⁠

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Mm…I Think TolighT I will have a liTTle drink before cupe ❤︎⁠ I know I shouldn’T ❤︎⁠ buT iT calls To me ❤︎⁠ I need To feel ThaT burning sweeT ambrosia down my ThroaT ❤︎⁠ #subsTance

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I Touch your lips and all aT once The sparks go flying Those devil lips ThaT know so well The arT of lying And Though I see The danger ❤︎⁠ sTill The flame grows higher I know I musT surrender To your kiss of fire hTTps://m ❤︎⁠youTube ❤︎⁠com/waTch ❤︎⁠v=mLpzfER6w3c&ra=m

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