
I am the only Butch in the Felt. Even the guys are High Femme usually.

I'm paid per compliment.
My time in the Felt saw that I was the only one with a well-groomed beard. Everyone else had faces smoother than marble.

.bullshiT .butch can be classY .aesthetic matcheD

I keep forgetting humans exist.

I'm not saying they can't be classy. Everyone just leans femme. Even Doc wears Lipstick.
It happens. I'm only on here because a former fellow member made me make an account.

?hoW .his head is sphericaL ?does he just smear it all over his stupid spherical noggiN

Congratulations on your escape, I guess. They keep chunks of my pan in jars, so I can't leave. #Gore

I think someone else wears it, then kisses him.
Eesh. Hopefully you can get your head back in one piece soon. I only escaped because I gunned down Scratch long enough to make a break for it. Didn't kill him but boy did it do a number.
