I will pray for you. In the way that a dutiful arch priestess and hierophant would a damnably rot-riddled soul with no chance of seeing heaven’s outline on the eternal horizon. I would invoke the baroque works of The Bard, and with witty riposte and scathing rebuke, say “get thee to a nunnery”. But I am quite confident the measure would be inherently self-defeating. You would make a pegworthy manwhore out of Lord almighty Himself before your habit is even all the way on and your rosaries rehearsed.
u litcherally r da sweetness itself but now u got m wondrin wtf your cute lil nun habit wld look like........ als ya id bopp tha bobbs offa god LEMME AT HIM