I HAVE SEEN SO MUCH. SO MANY TIMELINES. SO MANY DEVIATIONS. SO MANY UNIVERSES. ALL THE TWISTS AND TURNS AND THE DISGUSTING DISTORTED INSANITY IT ALL CREATES. THINGS IN PLACES THAT SHOULDN’T BE. PEOPLE ALIVE WHO SHOULD BE DEAD. WELL, I’VE MADE IT MY LIFE’S GOAL TO CLEAN IT UP. TO MAKE IT ALL NICE AND CLEANLIKE, WIPE AWAY ALL THE SHIT WE DON’T NEED. ONE AFTER ANOTHER, TIL I’VE GOT A HOOK COVERED IN THE BLOOD OF POSSIBILITY. MY TROPHY ROOM IS FILLED WITH CORPSES AND TREASURES I’VE PLUNDERED AND WRENCHED FROM THE GRIPS OF DEAD HEROES. I’M LORD URACIL. I’M THE CAPTAIN. YOU’RE NEXT.
i admit, yoU're a cUrveball. i'd say yoU pUt some english on yoUr trajectory, bUt that woUld be precisely opposite of the trUth, now woUldn't it? ;U thoUgh, i do think the pirate aesthetic is a bit less gaUdy than the mobster.
YOU’VE GOT THAT FUCKING RIGHT. TOOK A LOT OF WORK TO GET HERE. HELL, THIS BODY’S TECHNICALLY YOURS! SORTA. LONG STORY, GO READ ABOUT IT. I WEAR IT A HELL OF A LOT FUCKING BETTER, THOUGH, DON’T I?
i'm sUre yoU think childish insUlts will still work on me. bUt exactly one of Us has had sex so i don't really care! ^u^
You couldn't if you tried. I've moved on from you, 8uddy. You're nothing 8ut a f∞tnote to me now.
oh, believe me, i will enjoy it. repeatedly. every night. U_~