Confessional Protocols
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Pascal's Confessional Protocols. Anything messaged to this account will be erased.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] tthiz iz a dedicated acc0unt f0r tthe uze 0f c0nfezzi0na1 pr0t0c01z. it iz f0r dmz 0n1y. bey0nd tthiz p0zt i wi11 n0t uze it tt0 put anything 0n tthe main feed. here iz an 0ut1ine 0f tthe pr0t0c01 g0a1z. it iz 1eft0ver fr0m my ttime az tthe ma1ignance. c0nfezzi0na1 pr0t0c01z: 1. when activated tthe he1m wi11 purge tthe mem0ry 0f tthe c0nverzati0n. if tthere are chat 10gz tthey wi11 be purged az we11. d0 n0t azk tthe he1m tt0 reca11 inf0rmati0n fr0m previ0uz c0nfezzi0nz. it cann0t d0 tthiz. 2. tthe he1m iz unab1e tt0 rep0rt y0ur c0nverzati0n tt0 higher auth0ritiez. tthiz iz z0 tthat zecretz may be zecure. 3. tthe he1m wi11 n0t be ab1e tt0 judge y0u during tthiz ttime. em0ti0nz wi11 be 10wered 0r 0ff. 4. any zcenari0z p0zited in tthiz ttime wi11 be ttreated az hyp0thetica1. tthiz iz z0 tthe he1m cann0t be cauzed harm by quezti0nz tthat g0 againzt tthe c0de. ttheze pr0t0c01z are dezigned tt0 make tthe he1m a zecure meth0d 0f dizcuzzing y0ur pr0b1emz. tthey can be requezted but tthe he1m may activate tthem if it deemz it necezzary. p1eaze d0 n0t 0veruze ttheze pr0t0c01z. -pazca1 [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] c0rrecti0n. tthe p0wer iz a1ready tthere. but fine. i wi11 zt0p reminding tthem 0f it. [END MESSAGE]
Fine stop giving them MORE power to do it, you know what I mean. Whoohoo. Maybe now Leilei will worry 5% less. Maybe.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] ah. it waz n0t aware tthat ei1eit waz w0rried ab0ut tthat. [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] i... hmn. [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] [ACTION:QUERY] why iz it cute? [END MESSAGE]
She gets soooo huffy and mad and concerned about you but then has to smooth down her hair after it fluffs up and act like nothing happened. Adorable.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] i did n0t rea1ize zhe fe1t tthat intenze1y ab0ut me. it iz z0mething tt0 tthink 0n. [END MESSAGE]