did yxou have txo train txo becxome this stupid xor dxoes it cxome txo yxou naturally? xoxo

>> rea11y ¡ th¡nk we ડhou1d be aડk¡ng what propr¡etary ડpray you're wear¡ng to ward off a11 the b¡tcheડ ┐(´ー`)┌ you cou1d take that ડh¡t on Tro11 ડhark Tank and wa1k out a b¡11¡ona¡re for revo1ut¡on¡z¡ng chem¡ca1 deterrentડ and then ડt¡11 go back H¡ve a1one <3

"= kind of true ="
the amxount xof trxolls i have fxogging up the see-thrxough pane txo my helming bay as they pant and gawk at my rxotting battery cxorpse has becxome a tripping hazard fxor my crew. all i dxo is suck fuck and buzz and still these bitches cant get enxough. it's exhausting being the pexople's favxourite, mxost specialist little wind-up txoy. teach me what it feels like txo be alxone, i desperately need the relief xoxo

>> oh buddy, ¡ have p1enty of m¡rrorડ for ya, ¡'11 ડpare you one free of charge ડo you can f¡nd what you're 1ook¡ng for ડurpr¡ડed you cou1dn't afford to take a 1ook at your own ref1ect¡on w¡thout another man hand1¡ng ¡t for ya
are yxou trying txo pathetically stutter yxour way thrxough saying i shxould take a lxong hard lxoxok at myself xor are yxou truly just spitting indecipherable hxoxofbeastshit in the hxopes sxomething cxomes xout txo be insulting fxor me lmfaxo

>> oh hun, ¡t'ડ not an ¡nડu1t, ¡t'ડ an obડervat¡on :))
sxo the answer is yxou were hatched withxout a thinkspxonge attached, thanks babe xoxo
