I do not believe I regret anything. I’m not positive I’m capable of it, in fact. How often I find myself uncertain of even my own thoughts now. Save your empathy for others. After all, I am but a puppet.

oh my god i missed you so much

anyway kermit the frpg said this when he sang frank sinatras i did it my way

the fact that you liked my kermit the frog comment is exactly why i missed you chief no one silently encourages me to keep yappin without sayin a word like you do

hey hey whoa now this is gettin weird this is a new one. on god are you actually the actual good one now, that's crazy.
Objectively no. I have done horrible things and will do more before my death. And I do not think I regret them, as I said.

yeah yeah yeah objective whatever hey put that on the shelf for a second i'm talkin about like relativistic morality. anyway still freaky i thought this was just me gettin the chance to play-act safe versions a hecklin the old boss but this is getting all sincere n stuff. do you want a hug?

wow this is surreal this is like when people with arachnophobia get to hold tarantulas n stuff. or like pettin a cobra.
