@unashamedUnmaker @themanintheCairoovercoat @caliBorn When's the family reunion btw??????????
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN HOW CHERUB REPRODUCTION AND LIFESPAN WORKS BEFORE I STOP GETTING CALLED A DEADBEAT.
WE’RE NEVER FAR FROM YOUR THOUGHTS, ARE WE SISTER?
only when you're explicitly mentioned, i'm afraid.
AN ERROR THAT CAN BE MENDED.
ngl i didnt even realize i started something here i was too into making my dumb ass posts lmao
I didn't want to disrespect Calliope by @ing her. I thought about it. Stared at her name and erased it.
appreciated, love! ^u^
I AM LITERALLY THE AuTHOR ON THE BOOK OF CHERuBIAN BITCHASS REPRODuCTION. IN FACT. CHERuBIAN ANATOMY ONE HuNDRED AND ONE TWO WILL DROP ANY DAY NOW. BuT. IF THERE IS ANYTHING I HAVE LEARNED. FROM THE COMPANY I HAVE KEPT. AND THE STuPID BITCHING I HAVE VETTED. FROM THOSE WHO BEG ME IN VAIN FOR MERCY. IT IS THAT YOu ARE STILL YOuR OWN CHOICES. I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT WHAT IS NORMAL. YOu CANNOT THRuST YOuRSELF ONTO THIS STAGE. AND SAY. I PLAY THE ROLE OF THE FATHER WHO WAS NEVER THERE. SuCH IS FATE. SuCH IS BIOLOGICAL IMPERATIVE. I AM A SLAVE TO MY GENES. DO NOT BE MAD. OR EVEN THE LEAST BIT DISGRuNTLED. THAT I WAS NEVER THERE FOR YOu. OR ANYONE. THAT ALL YOuR QuESTIONS. HAD TO BE VETTED THROuGH A SMELLY CLOWN. WHO WAS WRONG ABOuT MOST EVERYTHING. BECAuSE OF YOu. BECAuSE OF YOuR INCOMPETENCE. YOuR CERTAINTY THAT YOuR FATHERHOOD WAS NEEDED ELSEWHEREN'T. AT LEAST ONE JACKASS WENT TO A VERY DARK AND DIABOLICALLY uNWANTED PLACE. AND YOu STILL SuCK FOR THAT. YOu ARE NOT BEING BLAMED FOR DEFYING EXPECTATION OR STEREOTYPE. YOu ARE BEING BLAMED FOR EMBODYING IT. YOu FAILuRE. WE DID NOT EVEN PLAY CATCH.
…YEAH. FAIR ENOUGH.
INSANE moment of insight from Caliborn