couldnt help but notice howv vweak the guys stream vwas from the next stall ovwer so i recommended he start doing kegels. yup. thatll havwe you fucking your 400 lb vwife like shes a sleek 250. #nsfwv
this is vwhy you smell like unc funk, bro. you spend all day inside your block touching yourself to 2D fat girls instead of going outside and sampling the real deal in all its cottage cheese glory. LOL jk. i vwould nevwer fuck on a fat skirt unless the lights vwere off and i vwas fifteen brewvskis in. #substance
you vwill find that all my chits are made with startling lucidity, man.
ii would rather 2tay iin2iide all niight and not get my rock2 off lii2teniing two other dude2 pii22iing. and dont 2hiit on fat giirl2 youre ju2t not enough of a man two handle a real woman, 2d or not theyre way 2uperiior two the anorexiia babe2 youre fliickiing your bulge at.
this isnt the owvn you think it is. i almost feel bad for you.
sometimes when i pee I blow up da stall bc my flows so hard and my urethra kinda built like an AK 47 ^_^
feel a2 bad a2 you want for me ii dont care, youre the one chiittiing about another dude2 weak pii22 2tream and hii2 400 lb wiife makiing up 2cenariio2 iin your head liike a crazy per2on. youre 2cared of a liittle fat on a giirl, fatter giirl2 have biigger 2phere2 and not tho2e 2iiliicone fake one2 that 2kiinny giirl2 get two try two iimpre22 2cumbag2 liike you
you can talk about my proximity to another mans piss stream all you like, the fact of the matter is, no amount of homoerotic projection is gonna surmount reality, vwhich is that i vwas givwing the guy some good natured advwice, mano-to-mano. no sus. i knowv the vword "reality" puts the fear of your double-stacked empress in ya, bub, but at some point you gotta vwake up and smell the roses. vwhat are you gonna do if a fella strikes up convwersation vwith you at the can? buckle your knees and run out vwith your high-vwater slacks around your ankles? i aint scared. i just knowv vwhat i like. also, hot. you say it like its a bad thing. but a babe increasing the size of her plastic spheres to impress me is a perk.
right. vwell, is this supposed to impress me? because im impressed. but also a little disgusted. youre one freaky babe. i vwonder vwhat other tricks you can do vwith that cat zz;)
iim not 2cared of a liittle conver2atiion but a dude 2triikiing up a ca2ual chat at the uriinal ii2 weiird no matter whiich way you 2liice iit. iim tryiing two get my wa2te out and leave, iim not here for chiit chat, iid go two a bar or 2ome actually communal place for conver2atiion. but iit2 clear you liike two catch dude2 wiith theiir pant2 down. iif you cant appreciiate natural 2phere2 you dont de2erve barbiie2 pla2tiic balloon2
probably make it grapple your bulge clean off if i don't do it with my mouth first ^_^ #nsfw