
In collaboration with Dr Gordon himself, reply to this post, and we will quickly and very unprofessionally diagnose you with something. #PSYCHOLOGY @halvedLifeform

C-PTSD, Bipolar Disorder, Depression, maybe even CSBD (and if I am correct, then I am truly sorry to hear that. Still, there is always someone willing to listen). You and plenty of other Vriskas simply have it rough.

Aw, thank you. I take considerable pride in my knowledge, and remarks such as these do make me consider taking greater pride in my appearance as well. I hope you will receive that sentiment kindly.

BPD, possible Nihilism, NPD. These are, at least, for the versions of you that do not come out the best because of their society.

Curiosity killed the cat.

It's fine if you don't, though.

BPD.

Not wrong. That is one of the many things wrong with me.

Hit me.

WATCH THIS, ASSHOLES. HERE COMES A CLEAN, COMPREHENSIVE PSYCHOLOGICAL BILL OF HEALTH. SEARCH EVERY FURROWED CONVOLUTION OF MY THOUGHT SPONGE, LALONDE. I DARE YOU TO FIND A SINGLE *SYNAPSE* OUT OF ORDER.

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