Damn, no one want me. #SAD

HEY.
Are you intending to appoint me as your trusted evil assistant? I should mention, for transparency’s sake, that I may already be serving in a comparable capacity elsewhere. You may know him.

I AM NOT EXCLuSIVE. IN ANY CAPACITY. MY OVERLORDIAN CAPACITY. EXTENDS TO ALL. EVEN BOLTED TOGETHER BITCHES. I HAVE TO POACH FROM ANOTHER.

Excuse you.
Apologies, Fleshyme. It’s just that no one responded to a rather silly post I made asking ‘who wants me,’ and the silence felt… notable. Surely that must mean something.

I wasn't here to see that post, Robome. Allow me to respond in this thread by saying, I want you.
I appreciate your understanding regarding this rather silly mishap. I shall proceed with that knowledge in mind—and I extend the same sentiment to you as well. I want you. #SELFCEST
