David "D" Strider
@theroidGallimaufry
"I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness, that I encounter everywhere I turn" - Bad Religion, "Generator"
alien fish are just as dumb as real fish, guys.
And its offensivwe to refer to me as a fish since I identify as human, I knowv youre talkin' bout me.
oh, i never wanted to be friends. don't trolls do like a hate thing? kinda feeling that, i think. idk, maybe i'm a trans-species troll. ever consider that, bro?
Theres a trans pride badge, can vwe get a trans species badge next 🥺
ya know what, you wanna be a human, man, go for it. we used to be fish, too. just took us a few hundred million years to get like this. one day you, too, can be a human. i remember when i was a little guppy in the ancient ocean, yearning for more.
hold on- are you telling me humans livwe that long? And they all start out as guppies?? This is some vwery newv and oddly comforting information to me, thank you <3
yeah. actually, all life on earth is actually just spawned in from some little itty bitty guy called luca, who fucked around with some chemicals in the ocean.
How dare the sun shine in my eyes, kill it with fire.
if you kill the sun, what are people gonna use to see your handsome face, bro?
D Strider @theroidGallimaufry Is a #Confirmed doorknob licker. That motherfucker got me sick.
really, bro? you've always been sick. sick and twisted. slander and lies.