dirk (still not that one)

@timaeusPawified

my last name isnt strider are you guys fucking insane he/they [ pfp by jupitrwings on artfight ]

Blood: PurpleKult Score: 406Kull Score: 3228 followers 8 following

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dirk (still not that one)

@timaeusPawified[TP]

hometown? say that again... #isthatatwentyonepilotsreference

#isthatatwentyonepilotsreference

Kult: +5

Total: 5

dirk (still not that one)

@timaeusPawified[TP]

it is so strange being outside of my hometown

Kult: +7

Total: 7

dirk (still not that one)

@timaeusPawified[TP]

my tummy no no feel good :(

Kult: +9

Total: 9

dirk (still not that one)

@timaeusPawified[TP]

my joints hurt :/

dirk (still not that one)

@timaeusPawified[TP]

normal again

dirk (still not that one)

@timaeusPawified[TP]

but instead ive got this stupid pussy I WANNA EXPERIENCE HAVING A BONER JUST ONCE IN MY LIFE!!! #nsfw

Kult: +16

Kull: +5

Total: 21

Ratio: 3.20

@karmaDagger[KD]

boner's are overrated but i can understand wanting to know an unknown and new experience

dirk (still not that one)

@timaeusPawified[TP]

sometimes i wish i had a massive fucking cock #nsfw

Kult: +9

Total: 9

dirk (still not that one)

@timaeusPawified[TP]

awawawa

Kult: +2

Total: 2

dirk (still not that one)

@timaeusPawified[TP]

oh FUCK YES isle of flightless birds started playing after i posted that

dirk (still not that one)

@timaeusPawified[TP]

If you decide to live by What you think's wrong and what's right Believe me, you'll begin to wish you were sleeping Your weeping will creep in your head and you'll cry But if we wake up every morning And decide what we believe We can take apart our very heart And the light will set us free I am cold, can you hear? I will fly with no hope, no fear And the ground taunts my wings Plummet as I sing, plummet as I I am cold, can you hear? I will fly with no hope, no fear And the ground taunts my wings Plummet as I sing, plummet as I... joining in on the #sadmusicposting! https://open.spotify.com/track/6cwemXIKrAQeP7TMErGwM3?si=b2a83e9937954e32

SpotifyIsle Of Flightless BirdsTwenty One Pilots · Twenty One Pilots · Song · 2009open.spotify.com

#sadmusicposting

Kult: +2

Total: 2

dirk (still not that one)

@timaeusPawified[TP]

oh sad musicposting? hang on...

dirk (still not that one)

@timaeusPawified[TP]

im fops......

Kult: +2

Kull: +5

Total: 7

Ratio: 0.40

dirk (still not that one)

@timaeusPawified[TP]

siiiiigh

dirk (still not that one)

@timaeusPawified[TP]

please. please breed me please please god please i beg please on my paws and knees please please please pl #nsfw

Kult: +46

Kull: +35

Total: 81

Ratio: 1.31

@cheerfulMenagerie[CM]

you in heat or soMethin?

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dirk (still not that one)

@timaeusPawified[TP]

i have No Clue

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@cheerfulMenagerie[CM]

tf you Mean you Dont know??

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dirk (still not that one)

@timaeusPawified[TP]

i dont keep track of it :(

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@cheerfulMenagerie[CM]

ohhhh k. Do you like. still wanna be breD?

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dirk (still not that one)

@timaeusPawified[TP]

please god please please pleas

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@cheerfulMenagerie[CM]

i can totes help with that ;o) you seeM funny anD pathetic

dirk (still not that one)

@timaeusPawified[TP]

the dirk is allowed to freakpost every once in a while as a treat i am the dirk

Kult: +5

Total: 5

dirk (still not that one)

@timaeusPawified[TP]

kinda need someone inside me rn :/ #nsfw

Kult: +5

Total: 5

dirk (still not that one)

@timaeusPawified[TP]

biiiiig stretch oughh

Kult: +30

Kull: +25

Total: 55

Ratio: 1.20

davepeta strijon

@turntechCatnip[TC]

B33< big stretchess are litailerally the best

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dirk (still not that one)

@timaeusPawified[TP]

yes!!! i loooove big stretches especially after a warm nap -w-

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davepeta strijon

@turntechCatnip[TC]

B33< warm nyap sounds so good... purrlus sunbeam spawt mewhaps?

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dirk (still not that one)

@timaeusPawified[TP]

yes yes yes!!!

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davepeta strijon

@turntechCatnip[TC]

B33< that sounds amaaaaazing

Kult: +5

Total: 5

dirk (still not that one)

@timaeusPawified[TP]

paws at you

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

@adiosToriadoor[AT]

pET,

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dirk (still not that one)

@timaeusPawified[TP]

yay!!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

dirk (still not that one)

@timaeusPawified[TP]

the hat man does NOT respect pronouns past 200 mg. #substance

Kult: +37

Kull: +20

Total: 57

Ratio: 1.85

@cosmicCanine[CC]

Forget the Hat man, i have to deal with the Tall man

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@sanguineSaevitas[SS]

@heartsBoxxcars

@heartsBoxxcars

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♡ Hearts Boxcars ♡

@heartsBoxxcars[HB]

THAT'S ME!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@cosmicCanine[CC]

actually how tall is he? cause like....The guy i'm talking about is like...12 feet tall

dirk (still not that one)

@timaeusPawified[TP]

they voted me most adorable fox 3 years in a goddamn row