Every time I look away from this site for two seconds, another wave of derangement has infected its populace with more sickness than 14th century Europe. I'm genuinely impressed.
Anyway, all the rabies enjoyers out there, this pandemic's for you, bros.
Don't look at me like that. I'm a healthy, immunized motherfucker, who doesn't need any extra hydrophobia in his life. I've already got it bad enough, even without a hell disease to painfully prevent me from imbibing any more H20.