Since the guy who'd rank as my first choice for #wetyaoiday is currently unavailable, the masses of Chittr will be granted the exclusive experience of seeing an altogether different sexy motherfucker on display. Usually, most people would have to pay for the viewing (onlyfans.com/dirkstrider), so consider yourselves uniquely fortunate for the holiday cheer inciting it. Stay tuned for more later. P.S: No, the incident with the sword was not an "exclusive experience." It was a bet #gonewrong, #gonesexual.
I'm not sure I care enough to dig through over a month of chitts just to find the original chitt, but all you need to know is that a sword went up someone's ass that day, and that someone could be theorized to be me.
Yeah, I really didn't. Luckily, it was a foam one, which means the experience was only painful in a few other ways. Otherwise, I'm not sure I'd be here to chitt today, as my death surely would have been Heroic.