[BEGIN MESSAGE] apparent1y tthe ttechnician mizzing tt0uchztumpz iz meant tt0 be my main caretaker. n0. [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] i am h0ping z0. tthey are n0t a110wed near me current1y. i have tthreatened tt0 bite 0ff m0re fingerz if tthey ttry. tthiz iz n0t an empty tthreat. [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] y0u are c0rrect. [END MESSAGE]
:> My wisdom shines etern^lly, I s^y, ^nd then l^unch ^ be^utiful rock ten billion miles into sp^ce to coincident^lly hit bitten fingers mcfuckup. <:
May they, for once, take the strategically logical path here. If they want the technician to keep all their remaining fingers, time to assign a different technician to you.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] tthat w0u1d be zuch a zhame az we are current1y 0n a p1anet and z0 tthe ttechnician iz n0t within tthe... zafety. 0f tthiz zhip. [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] we are waiting tt0 hear back tthe ru1ing 0n whether 0r n0t tthe firzt bite waz warranted 0r n0t. it waz. but tthiz iz 0f c0urze acc0rding tt0 a judge. wh0 i am zure wi11 never be wr0ng. if it iz unwarranted. i am juzt 1azhing 0ut and wi11 be punizhed and wi11 n0t bite again. if warranted. i wi11 be zapped a 1itt1e f0r #vi01ence and tthey wi11 10ze ttheir j0b. 1ike1y dem0ti0n tt0 janit0ria1 ztaff. i wi11 get a new caretaker. he he he. unti1 tthen tthe 0ther ttechnicianz are r0tating tthe ttazkz az needed. [END MESSAGE]
Well, here’s to hoping for the obvious better (and preferred) outcome of this situation.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] it zti11 haz- i zti11 have tthe vide0 p0zted 0n here. evidence againzt tthem. [END MESSAGE]