In conclusion, missingno is scared of me.
I have...no idea what came over me. But. I felt strangely drawn to you. In my moments of rare lucidity, there was a counteracting force in you, Dirk. Something rare. Unusual. And...entirely viral. A strange immunity. Dirk...are you contagious?
Dirk.
Do me a favor.
Search your heart. The very pith of your soul. There has to be some strange change or abnormal alteration SETTING into you. Bring it forth.
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