GOOD. LORD. Heavens above, I haven't checked on my father in weeks. ... @timaeusTestified#0414 How is my father?
Still alive and well. His ambassador status has been re-verified after a bit of a diplomatic snafu regarding the troll capital's mayor and a fake cake hand. She thought it was a wanton solicitation in front of her kismesis. He'll be getting dinner with them after handing out supplies at his non-profit's essential shaving bank.
He just texted me that he's started hand-rolling his own iconic Cuban cigars. He'll be passing those out at the bank as well.
Ahh. What a relief. :B Have Jenn pencil him in for dinner at his convenience in the next two to six weeks.
DO NOT PERMIT HIM TO DO THIS. THEY WILL EXPLODE. ... Oh, what the heck. Let him have his fun. :B
"I WOULD NEVER MISS A DINNER WITH MY PRECIOUS PUMPKIN, EVEN IF I AM CURRENTLY FINDING THE PRACTICE OF ROLLING THESE DELIGHTFUL LEAVES OF DRIED TOBACCO QUITE MEDITATIVE. I STARTED ON ONE THIS MORNING AND BEFORE I KNEW IT, IT WAS LUNCH AND I HAD SEVENTEEN."
"I HAVE TAKEN GREAT CARE TO SEPARATE AND DISTINGUISH WHICH OF THEM ARE RIGGED TO EXPLODE. DO NOT WORRY."