You know, you can say this shit out loud, with your human mouth, to the HALexa. You don't have to log on and announce to the whole timeline, "Computer, gargle my balls."
You know, my human mouth is preoccupied with rallying Cheryl from Legal to start beating the war drums and get the rest of the insidious council together. But go ahead and keep whining about gargling my balls, that makes you look so above it all.