Y’all are way worse at this eldritch shit than me. Tryna be all ominous and shit. It’s edgy and dumb. Meanwhile my profile picture is from me googling spooky Halloween images. This shit is on levels of irony your jack o lantern bullshit could never.
There you go. Closer. Bro’s fine, though. Ain’t too fond of Dirk. Kind of a shit name.
I know. I can read. Doesn’t change the fact it’s kind of a shit name. Why the fuck would my name be Brodrick. That’s not a name.
Cool then you’re not the one I need to deal with. Just looking for my Dave’s shitty older brother. And Dirk ain’t the worse name. Trust me.
I’m a pretty shit older brother, so I can play the part if you want. Go punch him around for ya. True. Brodrick is far fucking worse. But Dirk is pretty bad.
Nah I want to find him specifically. Need to before my Dave does. If he finds him he will want him alive despite shit. I have been hunting him down for years though and I’m starting to feel like I’m hitting dead ends. Dave says he’s dead but June thinks he’s alive and I don’t think the bastard would go down easy..
Didn’t ask for your lore dump. Pretty sure Dave should make the choice though. Not you. Vigilante justice is bullshit.
Call it what you want and think what you want. This ain’t me being a vigilante. This is me making sure after I take care of him that I never have to see his ugly bitch ass self again.