Dirk Strider
@timeausTranssexual
Electronics enthusiast. He/Him. (OOC: mun uses he/him as well. there will probably be a lot of dirkjake here haha. feel free to roleplay!)
Word of advice: Hope is only a good contraceptive if he isn't lying.
Oh, you've got to be fucking kidding me.
In other news I got a big mug of hot chocolate.
Shit, I didn't realize she has a fucking Chittr.
This man is too afraid of change to live the life he deserves.
Saying you want to run away and start a new family with someone during dirty talk once? Sure, why not. Doing it at least once a night for the past eight times we've met up? Get a fucking divorce already.
Took him a movie and a half to start feeling me up. #nsfw
are you live chitting you getting laid/genq/nm
Actually, maybe there's something to be said that he does his nerdy shit around me. Kind of endearing.
I bet Jane doesn't have to put up with this shit.
No no, go on I'm sure I want to hear this you asked and everything after all you put in the minimal effort to get my attention.
Watching all of the Avatar movies. Again. The shit I put up with to get laid. #nsfw
If he doesn't show up tonight it just means more pizza for me.
He's gonna give me the fucking puppy dog eyes and give me some shit about how his wife never orders pizza. Fuck it I'll just order two pizzas.
He's got a fuckton of money he can get his own damn pizza.
If he shows up on my balcony again I'm not sharing my pizza.
Staying in and ordering a pizza. Hell yeah.
I should stop letting my situationship come over all the time. He has a wife and kid. Then again, I don't really care.
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