opening my phone and seeing my bro get called a twink is genuinely like watching him get called a slur in real time holy shit guys im sorry that i have to be the one to tell you this but twinks cant have defined muscle and body hair thats like the two main things that disqualify someone from being a twink if you wanna call anyone that shit it would be me but id still probably get mad at you im already mad that i know more about gay shit than the fucking mayors of gaybo city
i am always saying this. idk what you'd call a hairy twunk though
probably just hairy twunk at this point i know otter is for chubby hairy guys that dont fit into bear category yet but i dont know if theres something like that for other homo variations all these damn labels and not a single goddamn person knows how to use em anymore so what is the point
Nah, otter is tall skinny hairy guys, chubby hairy guys are cubs
cuz they ain't bears yet ydig
yknow maybe no ones got a term for hairy twunks cuz theyre such a rarity in the gay community that people don't need one muscle gays are always so vain about that body hair yfm maybe we oughta start callin em badgers
FUCK youre right even im getting confused we might just need to start from scratch and make new ones new term: choup
badgers is dope as hell lets stick with that i dont know why people cant see the beauty in being hairy anymore unless they happen to be fat everyone should get more hairy now i think and im not at all saying this with bias in my heart and a boner in my pants #nsfw ?? #ithink #lmao
burt reynolds was a fuckin tool but dog we have GOT to return to the 70s standard of every fellas hairy as fuck
Curiā£us abā£ut the definitā£n ā£f a twink nā£w, dā£es the fur abā£ve my hā£ā£ves cā£unt as bā£dy hair, therefā£r disqualify my twink status?
hmmm i dont think so if your torso and arms are like smooth and soft then youre good hoof fur seems like it shouldnt count im clearly the new mayor of gaybo city