
sighs wipes a tear from my eye im literally so cool what the fuck

why does every karkat want me dead

HOLD ON. SINCE WHEN DID I SAY THAT? I DON’T WANT YOU DEAD, IDIOT.

wails and sobs and rolls around and kicks my feet but when you actually look at my face its completely neutral and tear free

. THE IMAGE OF THAT IS MAKING ME ACTUALLY DRY HEAVE LIKE A CAT TRYING TO HORK UP ITS MAGNUM OPUS HAIRBALL.

l m f a o #winning

NOT #WINNING. #LOSING. #LOSS. I DON’T LIKE IT, MAKE IT STOP.

its ok kackles well get you some of those anti hairball lick treats youll be right as rain in a week

WHAT ARE THOSE?????????????????

ok so you know those like gogurts but for cats they make anti hairball medicated varieties helps them digest their fur better so it doesnt gather like that

OKAY. RIGHT. I DO ENJOY A CHURU FROM TIME TO TIME. THIS IS UNDEBATABLE KNOWLEDGE ABOUT ME.