i gotta fucking say guys kombucha is kind of killer i dont know whats going on but that kombucha did a number on me and let me repeat that kombucha did a number on me like a one like a two like a three that kombucha did a goddamn number on me
this might be a niche reference but theres no way in hell there isnt at least one other person who knows what im on about
THE AMOUNT OF TIME YOU HAVE TO DEDICATE TO YOUR PALMHUSK TO UNDERSTAND THIS REFERENCE IS BIBLICAL. THAT BEING SAID. THIS IS FUNNY. I GUESS.
"you guess" okay well i dont got the stomp thigh slapping beats to top it all off so it translates rather poorly through text but hey
DON’T WORRY, I COULD PRACTICALLY HEAR YOU DOING IT THROUGH MY PALMHUSK AS I READ IT. IT’S LIKE I’M AT KOMBUCHA SLAP BEAT POETRY GROUND ZERO.