Xander Callux
@tiredAggravation
He/It - Tiired 0f Thiis Shit - D0n't Ask Me H0w My Ap0calypse Went ((https://imgur.com/a/mindhoney-addict-sollux-captor-art-see-sollux-info-line-csFRpfO))
psa ii guess t0 any 0ther g0d 0n thiis app, d0iing siix sqaures 0f the fungus mushr00m bars, d0 n0t d0 shiit, ii just ate a wh0le bar and iits been 0ver f0ur h0urs wiith n0thiing happeniing at all wtf at m0st ii g0t a sliight b0dy hiigh and giiggly but that st0pped after an h0ur s0. whatever ii guess. fml #substances
stares at the m00n really hard and starts twiitchiing rapiidly liike a fucked up m00nbeast ii really sh0uld study agaiin, iits been a c0uple m0nths siince ii've chatted wiith the fungus iin my veiins th0se thiings talk s0 much ii swear t0 fuck liike 0h be the new g0d heres ur d0maiin and by the way y0u n0w get Siide Effects liike 0kay sure fuck me ii guess #substances #d00mspeak
why iis the iic0n changed.....
ii d0 n0t liike the shadiing ii thiink iit l00ks stupiid and whats the rand0m matte 0ne iin the miiddle
as an update: my fl00r was n0t clean en0ugh f0r that triick t0 w0rk and n0w ii am just vaccumiing my wh0le cell iin thiis shiitty hiivestem diid griind s0me up f0r after ii fiiniish cleaniing because :wiilted_r0se: II am n0t fuckiin stayiin s0ber after that tragedy #substances #s0rry t0 my neiighb0rs #ii kn0w iits liike 6am iin the m0rniing f0r humans, but thiis iis my miidniight
fuck my w33d ii fuckiin klutzed and kn0cked 0ver my tray my w33d iis all 0n the fuckiin fl00r n0t tw0 mentii0n everythiing else that was 0n my tray the uniiverse thiinks iits funny by piickiing 0n me 0n purp0se every siingle h0ur 0f the days that pass iin terriible ag0ny #substances #dramatiic
iit blew s0 many chunks that ii fear that n0t even the h0rse ab0ve y0ur reply w0uldn't be able t0 jump 0ver all 0f them ii am attemptiing the s0ck 0ver the hand vaccum triick?? wiill p0st later h0w well that w0rks, t0tally diidnt need t0 charge the vaccum
chiitteriing n0iises actually when was the last tiime ii even made that n0iise ...... terriible feeliing that s0me0ne else kn0ws that iisn't me but the smugness ii w0uld get w0uld be 0bscene s0 n0, n0t askiing any tiime s00n
stalking your page, babe. this is so funny to me
well that p0st diidn't w0rk liike h0w ii th0ught, ii need t0 actually read the f0rmattiing sheet iinstead 0f guessiing at html w0rk l0l
https://www.tumblr.c0m/leiighzuh/813222261234565120?s0urce=share me walkiin h0me fr0 my shiift feels liike thiis #dreamc0re
(( OOC: Mun is 21+, note that blog will deal with drug content/delusions as reality/unreality and sexual themes. Never thought i'd be pulling out the F list again yet here we are: https://www.f-list.net/c/sollux%20pale/ https://www.f-list.net/c/sollux%20blob 1st is for pale only kinks and 2nd is for flush/spades.
IIntr0 p0st: T0tally n0t a shad0w acc0unt s0 II can av0iid p0stiing dumb shiit 0n my G0dly maiin chiittr acc0unt liike an iidii0t. II p0st d00m gl00m and anythiing else 00m related, assured iif iit's bad luck, then iit's iin my wheelh0use 0f biitchiin and whiiniin. II als0 may p0st ab0ut my relatii0nshiips at tiimes but use #sappycallux t0 fiilter th0se 0ut iif ii bl0ck y0u, iit's liikely n0t pers0nal and y0u just m0derately ann0yed me, d0n't take thiings serii0usly fr0m thiis shiit p0st acc0unt bl0ck the tag #striingcallux t0 bl0ck my drunk hiigh 0r 0therwiise p0stiing uhhh ii nap a l0t s0 thiis acc0unt may n0t be all that actiive