WOO!!!! N-EW R-ECORD!! 29 hours iin a row!! That's what they told me after II got off the stretcher at least. Apparently II have to go on leave for at least a day? Total bummer, but II heard a lot of people were checkiing thiis thiing out on Beforus? Just let me know iif you need anythiing, okay?
3X( Sollux!!! PL-EAS-----E get some rest!
You're a famiiliiar lookiing lady!! Wiith a famiiliiar name. Huh!! But II am restiing!! II could be strapped iin shockiing and jockiing riight now!! but II can't :( So thiis iis restiing!!
You do NAUT need to be s)(ocking or jocking!!!!! You just need to lay down!!! And I am your -Empress if s)(e lived under different circumstances. 38P We kissed a few times on a floating meteor!!!!
YOU KIISS-ED TH-E -EMPR-ESS?? II can't be here iin the presence of a royal paramour so underdressed!! Farewell, consort!!
)(u)(? No I kissed my universe's YOU!!! T)(e -Empress )(ates my guts platonically!
)(rm?? It's fine! 38)
1 KNOW YOU W4NT TO H3LP MOR3 BUT BR34K1NG YOURS3LF TO DO 1T 1SN'T TH3 W4Y.
HII T-ER-EZII!! II'll have you know II'm fiit as a fiiddle!! They watered me riight up after the shiift. Now ii'm stuck outsiide!! Maybe II should come to the miine?
SUR3, 1F YOU W4NT TO COM3 S1T 1N TH3 OFF1C3 W1TH M3 WH1L3 1 DO S4F3TY R3PORTS.