Ugh!! Stuck at hiive!! Thiis websiite iis admiittedly amusiing but II could be out helpiing my fellow trolls you know.
Tucking you in!
At least II have my trusty griip traiiner here so II'm not -ENTIIR-ELY slackiing.
Thiis iis restiing. II'll have you know iit's even called a rest platform!! IIt came wiith my generously proviided hiiveblock.
II'm not broken miiss. Please don't say thiings liike that. II can stiill work.
Seem to be doiing a lot of fooliing around riight now. II'd better hope that record helps wiipe out the staiin of miissiing the latter half of my usual shiift...
Nonsense. They'd stop me before somethiing liike that happens. There are many iimperiial safety precautiions for such thiings!! II'm an old hand at thiis sort of thiing, no need to get your pretty royal haiir iin a knot.