Jesus christ, he really did drink that entire bottle of Whisky, worse part is he's such a lightweight it's pathetic as shit, like watching limping puppy try to get your attention but man, I just don't wanna deal with that shit. #substance
that's because john's a wimp bro
No shit, I've come to the horrifying realization myself.
you poor thing if only there was a way to escape
Well it's pretty hard to escape when he's crashing at my apartment, seriously don't know how he wound up here.
throw his ass onto the street lmao
Wish I could, but he's little mans friend and I did say he could stay for the night, but tomorrow morning his ass is outta here.
damn good luck then
Thanks, thank God I managed to get my hands on a fresh pack of Newports, they are the only thing keeping me sane. #substance
ughhhh lucky
You want one? I'll bum you a few if you help keep a eye on the drunk John.