
maze valdez
@trailerTrash
im what my name implies. trailer trash. ftm, he/him cosmic whore dms open ((pfp using the picrew by nuggets))
you ewver see a dude and he's just like.. really pretty? Not handsome- no, I mean like a really pretty guy and it makes you question the gender binary again

you definitely should look in they keyhole of a door. YOU’LL WITNESS THE TINY MEN THAT TURN THE GEARS.
so! follow up to my last post. for those of you chittring from the new millenium, what's the 2020s like? are there any investments i should make to become a megaquintillionnaire? heheheh.
i need put in my place #nsfw
i need a toxic boy kisser in my bed stat. #nsfw
I was looking through interviews the other night ANd UNdER Personal weakness this aPPlicant Put dOWN "coProPhilia" ?why are you aPPlying to my comPany if you're SCAREd of clowns? #nsfw ?
i left my g⚙︎⚙︎d s⚙︎cket wrench ⟢t ⟢ clients hive ⟢dvis⟢ble t⚙︎ climb in their wind⚙︎w ⟢nd retrieve yes ⚙︎r yes
i lied, im not interested in sex. put your clothes back on, come browse my wares #nsfw ish
Update on the. fork experiment: I cooked a. fork in the oven on the highest temperature i could. crank it to and took it out. Glows red hot. I set that shit on the countertop and it starts melting its way through. Continues sinking for. like 6 inches until it cools down. Cannot remove. Dude im so. fucked my lusus comes home in like one hour what do i. do #help
dont talk to me or my boy nook ever again #nsfw

mi6ht be a lil' Controversial, but uh... boys? boys. i like boys.

i mean because #brobama is clearly the choice what would the other one be #barakbro? #trollbroma? #trollbro doesnt work dont suggest that one if youre a trollbama seme truther








