
maze valdez
@trailerTrash
im what my name implies. trailer trash. ftm, he/him cosmic whore dms open ((pfp using the picrew by nuggets))
you ewver see a dude and he's just like.. really pretty? Not handsome- no, I mean like a really pretty guy and it makes you question the gender binary again

you definitely should look in they keyhole of a door. YOU’LL WITNESS THE TINY MEN THAT TURN THE GEARS.
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so! follow up to my last post. for those of you chittring from the new millenium, what's the 2020s like? are there any investments i should make to become a megaquintillionnaire? heheheh.

>_★ ★nd ★_< convey different emotions, no I c★nnot el★bor★te on how they're different.
i need put in my place #nsfw
i need a toxic boy kisser in my bed stat. #nsfw
I was looking through interviews the other night ANd UNdER Personal weakness this aPPlicant Put dOWN "coProPhilia" ?why are you aPPlying to my comPany if you're SCAREd of clowns? #nsfw ?
i lied, im not interested in sex. put your clothes back on, come browse my wares #nsfw ish
Update on the. fork experiment: I cooked a. fork in the oven on the highest temperature i could. crank it to and took it out. Glows red hot. I set that shit on the countertop and it starts melting its way through. Continues sinking for. like 6 inches until it cools down. Cannot remove. Dude im so. fucked my lusus comes home in like one hour what do i. do #help
dont talk to me or my boy nook ever again #nsfw

i mean because #brobama is clearly the choice what would the other one be #barakbro? #trollbroma? #trollbro doesnt work dont suggest that one if youre a trollbama seme truther

N★ming this sword "world cle★ver"

So who volunteers to be my test subject for figuring out what the fuck is going on with the missingno thing.







