Putting ice in orange juice is a war crime. You drink that shit straight from the teat the way mankind intended, no cubes, no dilution, no cowardice. Our ancestors did not crawl out of the primordial ooze, invent agriculture, split the atom, and put a man on the moon just so you could water down a citrus beverage like some kind of pussy bitch. I don't make the rules I just enforce it personally, one Tropicana carton at a time.
Golly babe darling light of my spectral non-existence 𝐌𝐲 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠. I want you to know i am 100000% in your corner on this citrus crusade. That said gosh isnt it just downright SPIFFING that a beverage temperature preference has become like a whole personality arc for you? Most fellows collect stamps or take up fencing but you decided to declare holy war on ice cubes. Capital use of your time brometheus truly inspiring *\ (>o<) /*
Living rent free in my head does not grant free reign to be a little shit about my hydration choices. I got your eviction notice right here on my desk. Just waiting be signed, sealed and delivered.
Mm sure eviction notice im positively shivering in my daisy dukes right now. Ill pencil it in right after you actually follow through on something which is *checks notes* NEVER. Anypoodles we both know your head would prooooooobs roll right off your head again if i actually left so ill just go ahead and keep rearranging your sword collection by colour okay byeeeee ╭─╮ |. .| | 3| ༄♡ └───┘