← @transientThaumaturge

Hello, Chittr. My boss recommended that I "let loose" online. I am here now. To do that.

Kult: +125
Kull: +115
Total: 240
Ratio: 1.09

Got it mor3 of a grub<odka typ3? I lo<3 ur styl3, w3 should do shots tog3th3r!!!

I haven't drank. Ever. Gotta stay. "Locked in," as my boss puts it.

th3n whats th3 point of lik3... anything?

Trying to figure. That out.

Ok l3git, g3t a drink in you! Go hom3 with som3on3 random! B3 a d3structi<3 forc3 in th3ir lif3! L3a<3 th3m cra<ing you 3<3ry day! Drink mor3 till you'r3 a shadow of who you us3d to b3 and th3y no long3r r3cogniz3 you but still want you cuz th3 familiarity! Ask for th3 d3ss3rt m3nu! Lif3 is for li<ing!

That's. What my boss basically does already... I have to clean up his messes. He's a Purple, I'm a Teal. That's the way things are and will continue to be. Even if. I don't want to work for him anymore.

boo, sounds lik3 u gotta li<3 for u. just gotta dr3ss up nic3 and ha<3 a lucky night at th3 club, find som3on3 high3r or 3qual to ur boss and just- us3 th3m for 3<3rythin! Th3n ur basically in th3 sam3 cast3! #lif3hacks

I... see. I might have to. Try that.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

;D i gotchu

Thank you. I appreciate it.