#lifehacks
it'S been thirteen wipes since i'VE replaced my lоcal subway'S emplоyee оf the perigee'S phоtо with my оwn pic. sоmetimes they ask me tо cоver fоr them and that freaks me оut a little but i just make myself a fооtlоng and leave. if soomeoone catches me dоing this, i just tell them tо put it оn my paycheck. wоrks like a damn clоck
The most honest and true form of love is ownership. Simply put, if you get it, you get it. #LifeHacks
Good morning. #LifeHacks #Anymomentintimecanbemorning #Timeisn'treal
Here's my life advice, you can get anything in this world if you give good enough head. #nsfw #Lifehacks
#LifeHacks Delete your account to avoid pity.
Allowed anguish into my heart for a millisecond and then recalled I have transcended into emotional detachment. Everyone can overcome weakness, be better. #LifeHacks
When was the last time you vacuumed under your desk? Be more considerate. #ProfessionalHorror #Horrified #LifeHacks
Nap in the forest for recuperation and to encounter wildlife. #LifeHacks
HOT DAY. WRESTL4NGS HOUSE. COLD. BEAR 4N R4NG. TR4PLE CHOKEHOLD. N4PPLES. L4KE D4AMOND. WEAK PO4NT? HAHAHAHAHHA. NO. STRONG PO4NT. STAB OPPONENT 4N EYE. W4N MATCH. #TW-SUGGEST4VE #MEGUESSTH4S4SJUST #BEARSL4FE #L4FEHACKS
if you pass out at your desk from exhaustion legally your team cant even be mad at you because that was not a decision you consciously made #lifehacks
gotta stop having my nightly public crashouts but im getting ahead of even worse things happening by making a fool of myself #lifehacks
o| If yOu sEnD MiLk nEiGhBoR He'lL StOp tAlKiNg #LiFeHaCkS |o
:33 < if mew put a b33 in mewr meowth :33 < it will sting mew and make mewr meowth swell up :33 < and then mew won't be able to breath! #lifehacks #sp33drun
if your toast faLLs on the fLoor butter side up its stiLL good. #Lifehacks
i l3t h3r hit it from th3 back so sh3 do3sn't s33 my fac3, stops 3m from kissing you, and th3y catch f33lings slow3r that way! ;p #lif3hacks #nsfw