♣ mediated by @transparentTulpa
Also did you seriously go check to see if i was the one whod liked it?? Christ dirk whats gotten into you?

Yeah well, you arent the one being held to him with a leash and having every single person you interacted with screamed at by him in DMs. Now are you? Then, to top it all off, he has a random version of me hitting on him after he screwed up yet another fucking friendship I was making.
Youve failed to mention the part where ive only ever dmed 2 people about the matter and they were both jakes because its a little bruising to my ego that youre hitting on random jakes out of your own free will and not because they happened to show up on your proverbial doorstep and decide to latch onto you as this fellow has.
Im sure this is hilarious from an outside perspective but boy am i tired!!
I wish i knew what was going on at any point because now im allegedly brain ghost cheating on my brain ghost dirk with a random one who has popped up and chosen me specifically to harass which has further snowballed into a debate over who gets to harass jake. GIVE ME A BREAK!!!