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Hulmut Umziyi [HC!AU]

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[ Hyperclutch! AU ] Radical Gamer, Podcaster, TV Personality Sponsorship Welcome Drink Gamer Grubjuice

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"gREETINGZ MY hELMET ZT@NDZ! yOUR LORD @ND m@ZTER H@Z @RRIVED TO CHITTR!" In the age of the internet, Hulmut is a different kind of clown. Born from rage bait and MLG compilations, he was swept into the cursed undertow of media manipulation through memetic content. He markets himself as the "ultimate personality", the ringmaster in charge of entertainment for the mega-origarchy of Alternia's Premeir Comercialization Board, or the PCB. For the corporation, he is their golden egg, but for himself, it not a show, it a way of life. He marketed as the best so he must be the best. Gaming leaderboards? Top of every list. Music? He had a platinum record by the time he was six sweeps old. Streaming? Nearly constantly live for the glory of his fans. There is no debate in his mind. For his page, he is often quick to confrontation over the perception of himself or others. Constantly advertising other projects, donation links, and even product lines. Expect long winded reviews, fact checking, and other such high profile entitled behavior. [HYPERCLUTCH! AU] This is the name for the specific AU that Hulmut is from. You may notice other characters around the site using [HC!AU] and [Hyperclutch! AU] in their name/bio, that means that they are part of the same universe and are canonically connected. Not all of these accounts are played by me, several of them are played by my IRL moirail. #hcau Sometimes #nsfw

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