god im so glad ill never have kids id name them some stupid shit as a joke and then that kid would just have to have that name and have to go to school or something with it and id have to be like shit i didnt think committing to this bit would have consequences on an actual alive person id have to pull a deadbeat dad and go buy milk about it
namin my son dovis and then abandonin him speedrun any%
its so unfair i didnt get 2 name u despite yuo being my ectokid or w/e id give u an awesome name like merlin, so u could live out ur days as a powreful wizard....
if you had named me merlin i wouldve done something fucking drastic everyone telling me to cast a goddamn spell like i got a wand shoved up my ass dave is basically the best name anyone could have ever come up with who doesnt fuck with dave thats a mans name with some goddamn chest hair on it