#lesbianlifehack 4: Being kinky isn't having a personality. Deep down you're a vanilla bitch who just wants to feel valued and you're lying about being into the fetish du jour for lesboclout, but even if you were serious about any of that shit it wouldn't fucking matter if you can't hold a conversation. Learn how to actually engage in small-talk. Ask her how her fucking day was before asking if you can choke on it and call her mommy. #nsfw
Kult: +5
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