#lesbianlifehack 16: Operate under the assumption nobody's gonna ask you out, because lesbians are fucking allergic to actually doing shit. They LOVE talking about how nice it'd be to do something and guilt tripping you into asking them if they'd like to do that thing but would sooner take their hidden cyanide pill than actually use their grown-up words to say "I think you have a very attractive personality, and I'd like to go on a date with you". If you have the balls (or ovaries) to actually just go up to another babe and ask her to spend some time with you it's not like she's just gonna fall into your arms or anything but it puts you in the top percentile of lesbian players because you're not just sitting around waiitng for lesbian sex to start magically happening to you.
