Mellin Redozt
@truculentAdjutor
Trapeze Expert!! Come visit your local circus today! <> @goeticAssimilation
₍^. .^₎⟆ Have you ever met someone ssso stup!d that when they talk you look at them l!ke ꠹
ฅ≽^( @apprehensiveLaughter )^≼ฅ
> TWIST3DC(o)mDy Shahar3D a vID3(o)! (((o)(o)c: unquIrk 2 r3aD)) [ VID3(o) upl(o)aD3D (o)f KaIn3 ShaharIng hIS car. IT'S S(o)m3 S(o)rT (o)f Truck WITh a gIanT flamIng cl(o)Wn (o)rnam3nT (o)n T(o)p (o)f Th3h3 r(o)(o)f (o)f Th3h3 car, anD Th3h3 fr(o)nT S33mS T(o) hahav3 SpIk3S maD3 f(o)r rammIng. M(o)unT3D (o)n Th3h3 SID3 n3ar Th3h3 WInD(o)WS (o)f Th3h3 fr(o)nT (o)f Th3h3 car ar3 S(o)m3 S(o)rT (o)f hIgh-p(o)W3r3D gunS. IT'S cl3an, If n(o)T a bIT DIng3D up fr(o)m uS3. KaIn3 hImS3lf IS W3arIng a cr(o)p T(o)p (o)f S(o)m3 S(o)rT, black SW3aTS, anD b(o)(o)TS aS h3h3 Sh(o)WS (o)ff hIS car. Th3h3 back (o)f IT S33mS T(o) hahav3 S(o)m3 S(o)rT (o)f S3aTIng f(o)r ab(o)uT 6 p3(o)pl3 anD S(o)m3 rackS WITh varI(o)uS knIv3S anD W3ap(o)nS hahangIng (o)ff IT. L(o)ungIng In Th3h3 back IS a m3(o)Wb3aST anD a barkb3aST, b(o)Th aSl33p (o)n (o)n3 (o)f Th3h3 S3aTS. Th3h3 m3(o)Wb3aST l(o)(o)k3D up aT KaIn3 aS h3h3 pIck3D up b(o)Th Th3h3 anImalS; Th3h3 larg3 D(o)g anD bIg caTS W3r3 v3ry Small c(o)mpar3D T(o) hIm. H3H3 WaS quI3T up TIll ThIS p(o)InT b3f(o)r3 Sp3akIng fInally. "A car T(o)ur anD my p3TS, ThIS IS D3njI Th3h3 caT, anD ThIS IS BurrIT(o) Th3h3 D(o)g." Th3h3y'r3 v3ry chIll anImalS anD S33m T(o) b3 uS3D T(o) hIS Sh3h3nanIganS. ]
ฅ≽^( I kno⩊ exactly ⩊ho could be ske⩊ered on those spikes this is a⩊esome )^≼ฅ
(O)n a l3SS car-r3laT3D n(o)T3: I f33l a l(o)T b3TT3r anD n(o)T aS fruSTraT3D. ThIS ISn'T h3h3lpful ThahaT I maD3 Th3h3 pr3vI(o)uS p(o)ST ab(o)uT carS anD p(o)T3nTIally runnIng m(o)Th3h3rfuck3rS (o)v3r, buT I pr(o)mIS3, all I DID WaS hahav3 S3x.
ฅ≽^( I am also much more satisfied and it's because I took your advice and hit someone ⩊ith a car! )^≼ฅ
ThIS IS gr3aT n3WS, Wh3h3n In D(o)ubT hIT S(o)m3(o)n3 WITh a car!
somettimes she concerns me... #vagueppostting Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙
ฅ≽^( not vague enough, ⩊eather boy )^≼ฅ ฅ≽^( I'm going to hit you ⩊ith a scuttlebuggy )^≼ฅ
A clown heldd tthe ddoor oppen for me. Whatt a nice jestter! (᨟ ͜● ᨟) Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙
ฅ≽^( booooooooo )^≼ฅ
Why ddidd tthe scarecrow gett an awardd? He was outtsttandding in his fieldd. Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙
ฅ≽^( I am begging you to get a day job )^≼ฅ
DDo you justt sttalkk tthe ttimeline waitting for my chittts..? Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙
I’m gladd I kknow sign language, itt’s pprettty handdy. (᨟ ͜● ᨟) Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙
ฅ≽^( ωe should make you a mime instead )^≼ฅ
How many ttickkles ddoes itt needd bbefore an octtoppus laughs? TTen ttickkles. Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙
ฅ≽^( Stick to being a pretzel. They don't talk )^≼ฅ
DDidd you hear abboutt tthe glass bblower who acciddenttally inhaledd? He gott sttomach ppane. Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙
ฅ≽^( this is ⩊hy you have a silent act )^≼ฅ
DDidd you kknow ungulatte hoofbbeastt can jumpp higher tthan tthe average hive? Itt’s bbecause of ttheir sttrong hindd legs andd tthe factt tthatt tthe average hive can’tt jumpp. Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙
ฅ≽^( boooooo )^≼ฅ
I have tto say I'm very happpy tthatt tthis sitte has a hemo-anonymous featture (᨟ ͜● ᨟) Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙
o°~teeheehee~°o dearest cousin, theres little need to fear for clowns of all castes are welcome here!~°o o°~teeheehee~°o
I justt ddon'tt likke showing mine in general is all A lott of tthe ttime tthey ddo force you tto share your colour likke itt's a governmentt ddocumentt andd I ddon'tt.. likke tthatt.. Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙
o°~teeheehee~°o oh deary me, i am so very sorry to hear of your discomfort :•< alas it is such th@ we must endure, regardless of blood if we wish to ensure a place for us both, in carnival most dark and so it is why one's bite must be potent as their bark!~°o o°~teeheehee~°o
I.. can ddefinittely say my bbitte andd my bbarkk are very similar levels.. Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙
ฅ≽^( eeeeeee ⩊elcome @apprehensiveLaughter to the chittrs! )^≼ฅ
o°~teeheehee~°o oh wh@ joy!~°o it is always a pleasure to see more who follow the words of the messiahs!~°o o°~teeheehee~°o
ฅ≽^( He's so silly and ⩊onderful! You should sneak up on him and give him a little scare )^≼ฅ
Shite a clown cliente just hit me up on this profile. Tsk, does this meane I need to starte pretending like i know clowne scripture again? I dont know how long I can stay sane doing that for eugh.
ฅ≽^( pssst- you can just say anything and if it sounds close enough they'll let it fly )^≼ฅ
new event idea: sapphic mud wrestling #suggestive
ฅ≽^( I totally have the resources to organise this... )^≼ฅ
ฅ≽^( eeeeee!! I've been given permission to join the revelries! Thank you @goeticAssimilation )^≼ฅ ฅ≽^( "Blessed are those ⩊ho do not question their joy" (Devotions 25:4) and "I ⩊as not born beneath the canvas yet I have stepped ⩊ithin it; though the lights are bright I ⩊ill not look a⩊ay" (Colors 6:17) are ones I say in the mirror each evening! )^≼ฅ ฅ≽^( #mirthfulchittr #clo⩊nposting #scripture )^≼ฅ
⚇ That's the exact shit we wanna hear, my cousin. ⚇ Blessed be. ⚇
The lights may burn but we persevere. /
ฅ≽^( hehehe Fizzy got a picture of us ⩊hile I ⩊as distracted )^≼ฅ ฅ≽^( aren't I cute? )^≼ฅ ฅ≽^( https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ab68fef1b807.png )^≼ฅ
