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>> ¡n the name of #exh¡b¡t¡on¡ડm ¡'11 rem¡nd everyone that ¡f you've ever wanted to ડee my nudeડ, ¡'ve poડted them on th¡ડ very ડ¡te before under #h¡merop¡cડ ! #nડfw #NડFC #k¡nkડ #daડhboardtrendડ
>> ¡ am the worડt becauડe ¡ a1ડo ¡mp1¡c¡t1y ડupport your ડtance 1MFAO ¡ f¡nd h¡m re1atab1e but you're not wrong e¡ther
>> ¡ have been freed from the ડhack1eડ of the caડh reg¡ડter, what have ¡ m¡ડડed ton¡ght?
+[U] I'm-not-doing-all-that.
+[U] Posting-this,-but-know-I-am-talking-about-Noiise.
+[U] SIIIIIIIIIIGH. this-is-my-hubris.
+[U] Mind-you,-I-never-framed-this-as-milking,-you-you're-just-like-that.
+[U] Irritating-me.
+[U] I'm-not-immune-to-big-men-big-tits. :(
+[U] I'm-not-immune-to-big-woman-big-tits. :(
thoughts heavy but My tits are heavier ;o) #suggestive
+[U] You're-welcome.
+[U] I-have-an-announcement. My-right-nipple-itches-a-lil-bit. Thank-you-for-listening.
Jumanj| |s |n Fact A Real Board Game, And Unfortunately, |t Does Not Mag|cally Wh|sk You Away |nto A Dangerous World Of Gam|ng. Even More Damn|ng, |ts Not A Part|cularly Good Normal Board Game By |ts Own Mer|ts. Whatever Opportun|st|c, Cash Grabb|ng Sycophant That Crafted Th|s Abom|nat|on W|th No Regard For The Player Expr|ence W|ll Fall By My Blade.
"h|gh On D|ce", That |s A Redeem|ng Aspect Of Your Statement. |t |nvokes The |dea Of D|ce Be|ng |nvolv|ng |n The Process Of Dr|v|ng, Wh|ch |n |tself Makes |t Closer To A Board Game. The Subl|me. Excellent Work M|ss Lalonde.
+[U] noiise-snapped-a-pair-of-my-handcuffs. not-the-only-ones-i-had-but-:/
>> ડt¡11 juડt manag¡ng my hea1th aડ a1wayડ But ¡ got a new ડmooth¡e b1ender!!
>> H¡ No¡¡ડe!! How have you been
+[U] Lawyers-are-cool;-you-just-fell-victim-to-copaganda-if-you-think-otherwise.
+[U] Yeah,-you-have-something-to-look-forward-to.
+[U] You-cheated-at-Mario-Kart,-how-am-I-to-believe-you?
+[U] you're-a-cheater-and-a-scoundrel.
+[U] Yeah?
+[U] Don't-date-your-kidnapper-unless-he's-cool,-I-guess. Or-sucks-at-monopoly. That-works-too.
+[U] I-can't-argue-with-that,-but-again,-I-do-not-set-a-good-example.
+[U] Detectives-are-really-good-at-dating-people-we-shouldn't,-so-never-look-upon-me-as-an-example.
+[U] I-am,-in-fact,-dating-my-kidnapper,-but-please-do-not-look-upon-my-relationship-as-a-great-example. Or-listen-to-noiise-about-his-nonsense.
+[U] NOTE:-KIDNAPPING-PEOPLE-IS-TYPICALLY-FROWNED-UPON,-AND-BEING-MOE-AND-NICIES-ABOUT-IT-WON'T-ALWAYS-GET-YOU-A-PARTNER.
꒰𓇼 I AM NOT DOING THAT ISNT THRE LIKE AN EASIER WAY TO DO THIS 𓇼꒱
+[U] RESULTS-MAY-VARY.
"0000H, WHY D1DN'7 4NY0N3 C4R3 480U7 XYZ 7H1NG?" 1 W45 M1ND1NG MY 8U51N355, N07 Y0UR5.
50M3 0F Y0U 7H1NK Y0U'R3 M0R3 1MP0R74N7 70 07H3R5 7H4N Y0U 4C7U4LLY 4R3. W3'R3 4LL 57R4NG3R5 0NL1N3, 4ND 1 D0N'7 C4R3 480U7 Y0U 83Y0ND 8451C D3C3NCY, 8U7 7RU57, 1 4M N07 7H1NK1NG 480U7 Y0U WH3N 1 L0G 0FF.
finally p0sting my face #eeselfie https://images2.imgb0x.c0m/f7/91/JcmgbiZj_0.png
+[U] ew.
+[U] fucked-noiise-and-you-bet-your-ass,-I'll-fuck-him-again. anyway-im-hungry.
+[U] I-shouldn't-be-surprised-he'd-like-a-post-about-breaking-and-entering-someone's-home.
< I'M BREAKING INTO JOHN'S HOUSE. I COULD KNOCK. HE WOULD LET ME IN. BUT. I'M GONNA BREAK IN. >
an0n asks: y0u cann0t seri0usly be that fucking pandead an0n asks: whatever ee answered: s0rry i hurt y0ur feelings #eeasks
im s0 happy t0 kn0w i have secret beef with pe0ple sexy beef at that! #nsfw
y0u never came and g0t me v-v
hey its fine. i asked f0r it. btw y0u sent me my first ever ask
Yahtzee |s Truly A Game Based Upon Luck And Your Fa|th |n Your Luck. A Coward Can Settle For Lesser Results, But A Champ|on Can Assume They W|ll |nev|tably W|n. Never Fear The Full House And Yahtzee, Or | W|ll Smell Your Fear.
+[U] Damn-gay. Okay.
+[U] I-don't-look-in-mirrors,-but-I-am-looking-at-you-and-getting-mad.
+[U] My-life-has-been-cozy-lately,-and-admittedly-I-wanna-choke-him-about-it-😩 Cute-men-piss-me-off.
Just Buy New Clothes Us|ng The Company Card.
You Would Better, Espec|ally |f You Use Kanasta Corp Transportal|zer Technology To Venture To D|fferent Realms Than Beforus, L|ke That Altern|a | Have Been Hear|ng More And More About As Of Late. |nform Me |f You Ever Face Anyth|ng Worth My T|me.
Have You Ever Played A Game Of Mancala W|th Your L|fe On The L|ne?
My R&d Staff Have Attempted To Create The Ult|mate Cornhole Play|ng Cybernet|c L|feform |n An Attempt To G|ve Me A Worthy Opponent. Every |terat|on So Far Has Fa|led To Come Close To Defeat|ng Me |n The Art Of Throw|ng Beanbags. But They Get Better Results Everyt|me. | W|ll Have My Ult|mate Duel.
+[U] Still-a-concerning-hobby.
+[U] This-is-the-second-time-I've-dated-someone-with-concerning-hobbies,-by-the-way.
+[U] No-clue. Anyway.
+[U] Cheater. You-didn't-cheat-at-Monopoly,-but-you-did-lose. AND-no,-we-don't-need-to-talk-about-Uno-or-that-meme.
+[U] We're-not-talking-about-uno-and-you-cheated-at-marrio-kart.
+[U] Everyone-should-aspire-to-be-like-this,-ignore-my-publicly-available-name-and-information-as-a-detective.
+[U] SIHG,-I-know.
+[U] Note:-Noiise-did-kidnap-me;-he-had-a-bisexual-awakening-during-that-experience-(this-was-about-a-month-or-so-ago). We-are-now-dating-cause-of-that-entire... situation. I-did-get-great-board-game-recommendations-out-of-that,-by-the-way,-thank-you. He-sucks-at-Monopoly-and-is-a-cheat. Also,-this-image-exists-because-he's-insufferable-and-more-gayer-than-the-gay-man-he's-dating-
+[U] No,-that's-doing-too-much.
+[U] That's-the-most-attention-I've-gotten-on-a-chitt. I-feel-like-a-pretty-fairytale-princess-at-a-ball.
+[U] What-am-I,-a-scientific-theory?
+[U] I-don't-think-you-have-evidence-for-that.
+[U] Congrats-to-you-too-:)
+[U] Thank-you-Karama
+[U] hm,-sounds-familiar. I-do-agree-with-him,-stop-saying-gay-shit.
~~~literally me, like, twQ nights agQ. cQngrats!~~~
c< cONgrats! >c
+[U] I-wonder-who-that-is-actually. My-matesprit-is-a-purpleblood-who-wears-a-mask,-he's-pretty-cool.
+[U] Anyway,-I-have-a-matesprit-now. I-think? Somehow. Uh.
+[U] fair,-you-in-pigtails-is-a-lil-bit-of-a-funny-mental-image.
>> ¡ th¡nk everyone can dreડડ aડ M¡ku
+[U] Why-miku. Congrats-on-being-bisexual,-I-guess.
it was started by an ampora (typical) and i guess most other's just didnt see that you actually got kidnapped, they just saw that douchebags kinkposting about it and thought it was the latest general topic.
Catan |s A Battlef|eld That Allows You To Feel The We|ght Of The Crown On Your Shoulders. To Know The Needs Of Your People And Des|re Noth|ng But The|r Prosper|ty Wh|le Know|ng You Can Only G|ft Them That Peace At The Expense Of Other C|v|l|zat|ons. You Masquerade As Pol|t|c|ans And Peacekeepers, But No K|ng Can Escape Blood On The|r Hands. | G|ve |t An 8 Out Of 10.
:33< sounds good to meow k33p meow pawsted~
:33< why mew looking to kidnap meow? :33< ;33c
:33< why are mew talking about kidnapping? :33< this has 33 written all ofur it... :33< fine whatefur :33< i would be down fur sexy kidnapping #nsfw
>+. I'M DOING MY PART! 14 PEOPLE IN MY BASEMENT AS IS! .+<
+[U] As-a-victim-of-kidnapping,-it's-not-that-deep,-but-also. It-is-that-deep.
+[U] SIGH.
૮( um.... good...? for you...? )つ ₊⋆ ☾ ⋆⁺
and when you're kidnapped and learn something, just as interesting lmfao #nsfwe
"= see, now i know what you mean.... =" "= sounds interesting to look at. but i have to assume the bodies don't like being interrupted. like a respiteblock. haaaa. ="
"= the what. ="
+[U] This-reply-gave-me-a-rash
+[U] You've-got-me-stumped-on-this-one. I'd-be-the-one-losing-blood-in-this-scenario
+[U] how-I-sound-after-losing-80%-of-my-blood.
+[U] I-hate-on-principle.
I think manipulating highbl00ds is an essential life skill f0r any l0wbl00d
Hmph. | Saw Some Non-bel|evers Cast Doubt |nto My Comm|tment To Compet|ng |n All Games. so Perhaps A H|story Lesson |s Requ|red. kanasta Corp |s Not A Bus|ness | Started, Or |nherented Through Moron|c Nepot|sm Based H|erarch|es. |t Was Someth|ng | Won, Through Perhaps One Of The Most Challeng|ng Matches A Duel|st Could Be Put Through. A 33 Troll Game Of Mag|c: The Scatter|ng Commander. A Brutal Free For All Between 32 Challengers And The Stand|ng Ceo At The T|me. W|th No T|me L|m|t Clause To Penal|ze People For Play|ng On The|r Palm Husks And Not Tak|ng The|r Turn |n Prompt Fash|on. |t Lasted For 3 Cycles Of The Sun. No Food, No Sleep, No Rest. Some Of The Other Pathet|c Challengers Passed Out From Exhaust|on Before Actually Be|ng Knocked Out |n Game. The W|mps. But |t Was No |ssue For A Super|or Duel|st Such As Myself. |'ll Never Forget The Look On That Wr|nkled Sack Of Flesh When |t Came Down To The Both Of Us. Squeal|ng L|ttle O|nkbeast D|dn't Even Have The D|gn|ty To Allow My W|nn|ng Play To Conclude Before H|s Blood Pusher Exploded |n H|s Chest From The Stress. from Then On | Took Over The Company, Renamed And Reshaped |t |n My Glor|ous |mage. Now Never Forgot Th|s V|tal Lesson |n Beforan H|story And Perhaps Use Th|s As |nsp|rat|on To Become Even Half As Devoted As | Am To Honorable Battle.
Sagg| The Dark Em|nence |s One Of The Many Powerful Beasts That Serve Under Me And My M|ss|on For True Supremacy As The K|ng Of Games. Was Even W|th Me Back |n My Lost Weeaboo Days. Wh|le | Typ|cally Wouldn't Post The Hand|work Of Another, He Sent Me Th|s Wh|le Out Tra|n|ng Due To Cla|ms Of "look|ng Tuff" And Des|red An Aud|ence To W|tness |t.
Dr0wning in bitches and n0b0dy kn0ws what i l00k like. Crazy shit #nsfw
>> Ca1m n¡ght! That'ડ good :)) ¡ fe11 aડ1eep ear1¡er ડo ¡ th¡nk ¡ m¡ght be up for a b¡t ¡nto the 1¡ght
>> ¡tડ okay!! ¡ d¡dn't rea11y make an announcement poડt of anyth¡ng ^ ^;; or ment¡on ¡t to anybody whwjwj How waડ your n¡ght, No¡¡ડe!!
>> hmhmhm ¡ fe11 aડ1eep rea11y hard but now ¡'m awake aga¡n to eat the ડuડh¡ ¡ put ¡n the fr¡dge 🙂↕️
| Am Undefeated |n The Arena Of Jenga. L|ke The Tower Of Babel, My Opponents Bu|ld The|r Way To The Heavens, Only For The|r P|t|ful Asp|rat|ons To Crumble |n The Face Of My D|v|ne Prowess At Stack|ng Small Wooden Blocks. There's No D|shonor |n Be|ng Defeated L|ke Th|s However, All Eventually Fall |n The Presence Of A Master Duel|st.
| D|d Actually. Not Half Bad Observat|on, Perhaps You Have What |t Takes To Be A Duel|st Yourself.
A Word Of Adv|ce From An Exper|enced Duel|st Who Has Faced Many A Would Be R|val Of All Sorts Of Capab|l|t|es- Always Have An Answer To Someone Be|ng Faster Than You. |t Doesn't Matter |f You Have Mastered The Flashstep, Have Mutant Strength That Allows You To Hulk Leap Across Mounta|n Ranges, Or Have Powerful Ps|on|cs That Allow You To Fly At Speeds Comparable To Sh|ps. all The Th|ngs That Make You Strong Are Th|ngs That Can Be Repl|cated. Someone |s Always Go|ng To Be A Tad Younger, More Tra|ned Or S|mply Just More Rested That Day. So Take The T|me |n Your Tra|n|ng To Make Sure That Someone Can't Just Bl|tz You And Snap Your Measly Neck L|ke A Raw Strand Of Spaghett|. Make Th|ngs |nterest|ng For Me.
When will s0me0ne invent w0ke #incest
I cąn't slęęp, sø I'm gønną gø bę ømįnøųs įn thę føręst.
>> HE ડHOU1D! !! ¡ aડked h¡m ¡f he ever haડ, ડ¡nce he ડeemડ to th¡nk everybody e1ડe ડhou1d 1o1o1 ¡ a1ડo to1d h¡m ¡ probab1y wou1d've threatened to throw h¡m ¡n the ocean ¡f he waડn't a f¡ડh, that'ડ unfortunate1y uડua11y my go-to empty threat
>> Wh¡ch btw ¡ prom¡ડe ¡'m ડafe, he poડeડ no actua1 threat. He waડ juડt be¡ng PR¡CK1Y and ડtuck-up aડ a h¡ghb1ood. ¡ th¡nk ¡ ડa¡d ડometh¡ng 1¡ke "garbage behav¡or, yuck, ew." And that actua11y upડet h¡m more than anyth¡ng e1ડe 1mfao
>> He to1d me to WH¡P MYડE1F!! 10 1aડh¡ngડ he ડa¡d!! ¡ th¡nk he deડerved hear¡ng ¡t, even ¡f ¡ d¡dn't mean ¡t hahaha
>> GWKAGWJWBWKW ¡M ડORRY NO¡¡ડE (honeડt1y ¡ don't even actua11y hate that guy, ¡ juડt th¡nk he needડ to be to1d that ડomebody doeડ)
the best timeline. i l/)ve watching pe/)ple argue
>> ડomet¡meડ ¡ have to pretend to punch my barkbeaડt wh¡1e mak¡ng exp1oડ¡on ડound effectડ for her ¡t'ડ on1y r¡ght
just d/)ing shit t/) d/) shit atp why is there like 7 tests
>> H¡gh compaડડ¡on, No¡¡ડe ^ ^ !!
>> ¡ forgot to poડt m¡ne! !! Th¡ડ ¡ડ the dark tr¡ad teડt or whatever ¡ gueડડ!
>> Yeડ ^ ^ bubb1egum and cotton candy f1avorડ are good for ડweetડ of 1¡tt1e ડubડtance.
>> ¡ w¡11 try to remember th¡ડ, not that ¡ ¡mag¡ne ¡t'11 be eડpec¡a11y re1evant ¡n the future heheh :)) ¡ 1¡ke 1earn¡ng new th¡ngડ about you
>> ¡n my abડence, when ¡ ડpent a 1ong t¡me 1ay¡ng down to reડt, ¡'ve been try¡ng to get back ¡nto aud¡obookડ! ¡ have moડt recent1y been 1¡ડten¡ng to Exqu¡ડ¡te Corpડe by Popp¡e Z. Br¡ght. ¡t'ડ fa¡r1y we11 regarded ¡n the #extremehorror commun¡t¡eડ, and ¡ had attempted to read ¡t prev¡ouડ1y but cou1dn't focuડ we11 enough. The aud¡obook haડ been a 1ot better!! #read¡ng #ડp1atterpunk #aud¡obookડ 🎧 #exqu¡ડ¡tecorpડe
>> Oftent¡meડ, yeડ! !! ¡ 1¡ke the bubb1egum oneડ
>> ¡f you 1¡ke to uડe ant¡-cav¡ty mouthwaડh, ¡'d recommend uડ¡ng the oneડ advert¡ડed for wr¡gg1erડ becauડe they uડua11y have h¡gher concentrat¡onડ of f1uor¡de ¡n them. :)) #funfact
>> H¡¡ EV¡¡¡¡
Bųtchęrįng sømę męąt før størągę. Wąnną cømę by ąnd hęlp?
+[U] Went-into-work-to-get-some-stuff-cause-my-PTO-ends-soon,-and-because-of-a-very-gruesome-murder-at-the-office,-it's-currently-a-crime-scene. UUUUUUUH. Okay. Eugh. I-was-contacted-by-the-empire-about-it-and-forfeited-my-devices-for-investigation. It-went-well,-since-I-wasn't-home;-I-was-with-a-friend. They're-writing-it-off-as-a-"business-expense,"-as-he-had-a-large-number-of-complaints. So-he's-just-a-lost-asset.
∙☾__☽ love when the tsun lies about something like do i look stupid? yes but i ain't
Shuffle Board |s The Perfect Avenue Of Battle To Show Those Br|ttle Boned Rel|cs That The|r "exper|ence" |s No Match For The Prec|s|on And Dexter|ty Of A Master's Touch. These Caramels W|ll Be A F|tt|ng Trophy Of My V|ctory.
Hmmmm, įt's nøt pųttįng ųp vįth yøų, į lįkę yøų. yøų'rę my bęst frįęnd, ąnd thąt's nøt ą chørę.
,,punched the c3ffee table because n3 3ne jumps my pinky stub and gets away with that shit🕸️
I shøųld try tø tąlk tø pęøplę mørę. ęh ęhh ęhhh mąybę. įm shy.
I might hit Like In the0ry #nsfw
+[U] kill-yourself-
+[U] That's-why-you-got-kicked.
+[U] Never-heard-of-D'Damien-before.
+[U] Yeah,-I-still-plan-to-kill-you;-your-big-ass-is-trying-to-block-the-screen
| Have No Need To Post Elaborate Scent Charts. Ptolmy Kanast, Hydra Tamer, Only Smells L|ke One Th|ng. V|ctory.
Hell kill y0u regardless
𝄁𝄢SPeaKINg fROM (⚂eXPeRIeNce) THeRe aRe MUcH (⚁WORSe) ReaSONS TO gO OffLINe THaN SLIMe 𝄂
𝄁𝄢aNY OTHeR bLUeS OUT THeRe JUST RaNdOMLY MaKe LeSSeR bLOOdS faLL aSLeeP fOR (⚃fUN) 𝄞 LIKe gO ON bUddY TaKe a NaP MId SHIfT YOU'Ve eaRNed IT 𝄂
𝄁𝄢RegaRdINg (⚀ceRTaIN eVeNTS) fROM LaST NIgHT 𝄂 𝄁 a NeW cOMPUTeR IS ON THe WaY 𝄂 𝄁 aLSO 𝄽 I dON'T THINK I'Ve eVeR (⚀⚀HaTed) SOMeONe LIKe THIS afTeR SUcH a cOMMeNT 𝄽 SNaKe eYeS aRe PReTTY RaRe 𝄂 𝄁 HTTPS://cdN 𝄀IMgcHeST 𝄀cOM/fILeS/df⚅bda0⚃7f0⚄ 𝄀PNg 𝄂
𝄁𝄢I THINK HIS NaMe IS RaTHeR (⚄PLeaSaNT) 𝄽 IT ReaLLY (⚅ROLLS Off THe TONgUe) ⚀u⚀ 𝄂
𝄁𝄢WHIcHeVeR ONe Of YOU (⚁SKeeVY) baSTaRdS SNUcK bacK IN aNd HId THeM UNdeR MY RecUPeRacOONIS dead 𝄽 YOUR LITTLe acT Of (⚃SabOTage) dIdNT WORK SO WeLL 𝄞 bacKed Off LIKe THe LITTLe cLUcK-beaST YOU aRe 𝄞 YOU caN'T SILeNce Me THaT eaSY 𝅘𝅥 𝄂
Duck, Duck Goose. Also Known As Quackbeast, Quackbeast, Honkbeast By The Laytroll Who Prefers Slang. A Dev|ous Game Where You Must Strateg|cally P|ck Your Next Target Based On Speed, Sharpest Of M|nd And An Understand|ng Of How They May Behave Next. not A Duel|ng Ground | Can Often Step |n Due To The Prerequ|s|te Amount Of Challengers Requ|red To Beg|n, But |ts A Un|que Battle | Rel|sh The Chance To Conquer Anyt|me The Opportun|ty Ar|ses.
Every0ne start sending @chittrAn0nym0us stuff again i need t0 read s0me g0ssip
Steel W|ll Always Be |nfer|or To The Powers Of B|otech. Wh|le The Act Of Mock|ng Someone For Lack|ng The Funds To Have Proper Equ|pment |s Beneath Me, |f You Have Opt|ons Before You, You Are A Fool For Trust|ng |n Mere Mach|nes. a Grubtop Can Power Through A V|rus W|th Sheer Force Of W|ll Wh|le A Hunk Of Junk W|ll Be Bound By The L|m|tat|ons Of |ts Software. And Ptolmy Kanast, Future K|ng Of Games, Accepts No L|m|tat|ons.
+[U] You're-the-one-who-wants-to-milk-him. Not-me.
+[U] Thanks.
+[U] We-talked-maybe-for-2-minutes.
+[U] your-support-has-him-up-in-my-business.
+[U] Purple,-since-you're-purple. And-it's-been-PLAGUING-me.
+[U] You-are-always-working-against-me-somehow.
S0rry i am pr0 n0iise
+[U] Sure. Anyway-come-over-I-need-help-with-something.
+[U] Yes.
| L|ke That Conf|dence And Ptolmy Kanast W|ll Always Accept All Challenges.
+[U]
+[U] He-pisses-me-off.
+[U] You-lost-at-Monopoly.
The Power Of Fr|endsh|p. What A Revolt|ngly Effect|ve Ab|l|ty. Of Course |t Works, Hav|ng A Numer|cal Advantage |s One Of The Bas|c Tenets Of Warfare, But | Am Obv|ously Not Speak|ng Of That. | Refer To The |dea Of "f|ght|ng For Your Fr|ends". Just Th|nk|ng Of Someone, Somehow G|v|ng You Strength |s R|d|culous And |nsult|ng To The Sport Of Confl|ct. A True Duel|st Should Be Able To Garner Dr|ve |n All C|rcumstances. You Shouldn't Requ|re Your Fr|end To Have The Cold Steel Of A P|stol To The|r Forehead For You To Start Car|ng About W|nn|ng. Where |s Your Mot|vat|on?
I am buT a lIl (v3ry bIg) guy! My fac3 IS a lIl bIT fuck3D up..
+[U] The-door-is-unlocked.
+[U] bitch
𝄁𝄢SOMeONe MUST be TRYINg TO SILeNce Me aNd MY cRITIQUeS 𝄽 I WOULd SPecULaTe fURTHeR bUT I dON'T WaNT TO SaY THe WRONg THINg OR MaKe THe WRONg accUSaTION aNd I dONT HaVe THe TOOLS NeceSSaRY TO MaKe ceRTaIN I'M cORRecT 𝄂
| Am The Future K|ng Of Games After All. Best|ng Two Gods |n One Even|ng |s Not Even Worth Boast|ng About. Th|s Was A G|ven.
Up cl0se and pers0nal
+[U] oh-sure
+[U] I-got-a-new-tattoo-cause-that's-how-you-solve-all-emotional-problems-or-whatever.
Cërülëäns ärë thë göld blööds öf thë hïgh blööds. #më
+[U]
+[U] Is-this-how-clowns-court-people?
hate when that happens
+[U] sigh. thanks
+[U] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
+[U] HMMMMMMM fine. I'll-accept-those-terms.
+[U] Hm. Yeah.
+[U] Yeah,-but-saying-"you-called"-On-a-post-with-a-gif-of-something-opening-its-mouth-is-wild. And-you-left-me-on-read-earlier.
+[U] Apparently-trying-to-figure-out-wtf-you're-trying-to-put-into-my-mouth.
+[U] Hm...
+[U] Him-leaving-me-on-read-is-wild,-by-the-way.
+[U] Aaaa
+[U] AaaAA
Excellent Work On W|nn|ng Then.
All Relat|onsh|ps Are A Compet|t|on, And |f You Feel The Compuls|on To Put "compl|cated" |t Means You're Los|ng. Pathet|c.
|| ANON SAYS... "How's a guy supposed To feel waTching @capriciousWardog wipe fuckin blood off afTer rescuing wrigglers or someThing whole ass package god damn" Ughhhh ThaT's a liTTle boring . Where's The JUICE . The MEAT ? Sigh . :< hTTps://forms.gle/Nf2Yq5CmCdqu7ZFZ6 #nsfw #suggesTive
+[U] Now-i'm-curious.
𝄁𝄢I'LL TaKe NeW faNS HOWeVeR I geT THeM ⚀u⚀ 𝄂
+[U] You-aren't. You-are-just-a-product-of-a-system-and-prescribed-to-it. You-haven't-figured-that-out,-and-I-don't-think-you-ever-will.
+[U] What?
+[U] Actually,-a-brick-wall-would-make-a-better-conversationalist-than-the-majority-of-you.
well damn… sh/)ulda th/)ught this /)ne thr/)ugh a biiiiiiit m/)re
+[U] A-brick-wall-would-have-been-a-better-conversationalist,-actually.
+[U] god-you're-stupid. anyway-im-done-with-this-convo-bye.
c/)unter p/)int: i have a knife in my dex rn. if y/)u aren’t g/)nna stab me first wh/) says i w/)nt stab y/)u first? #vi/)lence
pr/)bably n/)t but /)nly /)n acc/)unt /)f i w/)uld pr/)bably be running away. n/)thing pers/)nal but i d/)nt like pe/)ple being in stabbing distance /)f me
excuse me???
𝄁𝄢aS a MORe PSYcHIcaLLY INcLINed caSTe 𝄽 IT'S HOW I dIVINaTe THe TRUTH SO I dON'T gO aROUNd SPOUTINg faLSe OPINIONS 𝄂 𝄁 fOR aNY SUbJecT I WRITe OUT SIX NOTabLe TRaITS THeN fIVe deScRIPTIONS RaNgINg fROM bad TO gOOd 𝄀 THeN I ROLL TWO dIce 𝄽 ONe WHITe ONe TO fINd THe RIgHT TRaIT TO fOcUS ON 𝄽 aNd ONe bLacK ONe TO fINd THe RIgHT adJecTIVe 𝄀 If THeY'Re dOUbLeS THeN THeRe'S NO WORd TO deScRIbe THe SUbJecT 𝄽 aNd THe NUMbeR aLONe TeLLS Me HOW gOOd OR bad SOMeTHINg IS 𝄽 Y'KNOW STRaIgHT fROM THe PUMP bIScUIT OR WHaTeVeR 𝄂
why are y/)u bringing purrbeasts int/) a purrbeastless c/)nversati/)n
+[U] never-call-me-that-again,-but-unironically-yeah.
thęrę hę gøęs ągąįn vįth hįs #nøtmąn #wągųębųthęknøvsįąmtąlkįngąbøųthįm
ęwęrytįmę į sęę ąnøthęr dęx̣tęr į vąnną bøthęr thęm.
yøų cąn cømę øwęr, į'll ørdęr sømę føød tøø
Whąt dø yøų cąll yøųr ąncęstør's ąncęstør? pęępąv? pąppy? Grąndcęstør? Pęępąv Ancęstør? Grąnd Pąppy?
I w0uld like t0 see it
@tryp0ut d0 they h0nk when they b0unce #suggestive
𝄁𝄢SORRY SOMe Of US caN HaNdLe OUR SOPOROSUMPTION𝄂 𝄁 Of cOURSe 𝄽 MY (⚄SObRIeTY) dOeSN'T MeaN a daMN WHeN MY (⚃SOcIaL dRINKINg) IS HeLPINg Me TO acTUaLLY SaY MY OPINIONS ONce I geT SOMe PUSHbacK 𝄂
prømīsē?
>> How 1ong do they go ¡n there? What cr¡meડ have they comm¡tted?
>> P1ડ be ડafe ¡n the ડhoebox, Dekren
ī wānnā gø īn thē shhøēbøx shākē mēārøūnd īn thērē
𝄁𝄢(⚄TeXTbOOK) eXaMPLe Of a (⚀ LOSS) 𝄽 ♫ THe HIgH gROUNd SUPeRIORITY LIKe THeY WON 𝄽 deSPITe THe MUTaTION (STILL INdISPUTed 𝅘𝅥) aNd LacK Of dISPUTe LIKe TIMe IS aNY facTOR IN aNY aRgUMeNT eVeR 𝄂 a (⚅⚅TRUe debaTIST) WILL TaKe THe TIMe TO fORM ReaL aRgUMeNTS 𝄀 IT'S NOT LIKe We'Re IN a cHeSS MaTcH 𝄽 We HaVe aLL THe TIMe Of OUR LIVeS 𝄂
apparently my basic kn/)wledge isn’t that basic t/) s/)me /)f y/)u. wh/)(\(\/)/)(\/)/)(\/)/)(\ c/)ulda guessed
Real cl0wn h0urs
+[U] No.
I t00 w0uld like t0 h0nk them. Is there like a queue 0r? #suggestive
+[U] I-hate-this-too-by-the-way.
Ï cöüldn't tëll.
luckily those are multitaskable
thāt’s whāt tīts ārē før thø søøøø
everytime i do see a pair of tits i do want to honk them and i will not apologize for being me
Stupid sexy dummy thick bisexual cl0wn
Thërë's ä büttön för thïs. Ï knöw yöü'rë fämïlïär.
+[U] Yeah,-I-also-hate-this.
wait whats happening
0kay tsundere
I dO nOt lIkE whAt thE tOpIc Of cOnvErsAtIOn hAs tUrnEd IntO :(
i need t/) st/)p accidentally running int/) /)ther pe/)ple’s business. s/)metimes s/)mething d/)n’t need t/) be read
+[U] i-hate-this-by-the-way.
Ï cän't dëcïdë ïf Ï rëgrët my rëply bëïng ättächëd tö äll thät
Ëntïrëlÿ ïgnörïng thë mörë fün änd ättäïnäblë mïlkïng btw
+[U] Actually,-I-don't-give-a-shit.
+[U] First-of-all: What-the-fuck-is-a-beforus Second-of-all: Who-the-fuck-is-Kankri?
0nly a chittr can 0ne enj0y a cl0wns bisexual awakening in real time #lactati0n
+[U] SIGH.
+[U] Don't-let-this-go-to-your-bug-button-eyed-head.
+[U] We're-"friends",-so-I'd-like-to-keep-it-non-fatal-because-I-like-them-alive.
this is n/)t the sentence i expected t/) be reading t/)light
+[U] I'm-going-to-cupe. I-don't-want-to-think-about-lactation.
+[U] I-don't-know;-first-of-all,-it's-not-a-drama. Noiise-is-just-a-weirdo-who-just-so-happens-to-be-my-"friend."-- And-I-bit-him. Cause-he-grabbed-me.
Will s0me0ne milk that p00r man
have fun with, that bl/)/)d milking thing y/)u have currently happening /)ver there
c/)mpletely /)pti/)nal t/) d/) this btw, y/)u can st/)p any time y/)u want
+[U] I'm-too-tired-to-deal-with-him-being-weird-about-me-biting-him.
by far the w/)rst way i have ever seen s/)me/)ne describe sucking bl/)/)d
+[U] I'm-just-cutting-you-with-a-knife-next-time.
i really REALLY d/) n/)t like t/) be phrased that way but technically depending /)n h/)w y/)u l/)/)k at it and by different definiti/)ns… yeah i guess
technically anything is what y/)u want it t/) be if y/)u stretch definiti/)ns far en/)ugh
+[U] I-hate-this.
Ï thïnk hë shöüld Ï knöw Ï säw thïs önë töö
Bl00ding
(・∀・) yippee yahoo ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-yaHOOO!!! *doess sseveral backwardss backjjumpss at macch sspeed and glitcchess into your titss*
Huge rack appreciat0rs never l0se
>> ¡tડ okay ¡t'ડ okay !! ¡ prom¡ડe ¡'11 be okaayy aahwwhhww ^ ^;;;
I did make a p0st ab0ut this the 0ther day
tøpp fīvē pøsts thāt mākēmy møūth wātēr
>> ¡ do eat other th¡ngડ! Juડt not aડ much aડ ¡ probab1y ought to > > What my ડtomach ¡ડ ab1e to to1erate ¡ડ a who1e other beaડt to tame.
>> 1oo11 ¡ have conડ¡dered ડtuff 1¡ke that before at t¡meડ
>> ¡ 1ove ડa1ad :)) and uડua11y they're my go-to becauડe ¡t'ડ eaડy enough for me to put together on my own hmmhmhm Often don't fee1 we11 enough to cook
how we doin? anyway hoooooooooooooooooooooooooonkhoooooooooooooonkhoooooooonkhooooooonkhoooonkhooonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKhonkHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONK
>> ¡'m do¡ng a1r¡ght!! ¡ waડ ડuppoડed to be head¡n to cupe but ¡t haડn't rea11y happened yet How ¡ડ your n¡ght go¡ng, No¡¡ડe?
>> H¡ No¡¡ડe ^ ^
+[U] Yes.
if i use a specific reaction enough times for one person i just start defaulting to it
+[U] My-notifications-are-going-up,-and-it's-all-one-guy,-and-it's-a-lil-frightening.
+[U] Literally-nothing;-I-just-thought-it-was-a-lil-funny-to-say-and-not-explain-myself.
You D|srespect The Holy Grounds Of Monopoly W|th Your Compuls|ve Kleptoman|a. L|ke A Unneutered Barkbeast That Can't Help Hump|ng The Ma|lman Leg, Your Lack Of D|sc|pl|ne D|sgusts Me.
+[U] he-left-after-i-didn't-explain-why-i-said-was-"feeling-ready."
+[U] mind-ya-business
Whats y0ur technique
Is it difficult f0r a guy this big t0 be stealthy?
t.they call me vaguwuely ouoff puwut.tt.ting
+[U] I-hope-he-explodes.
+[U] He-opened-the-door-and-knocked-me-over,-so-now-my-ass-hurts. And-he-unblocked-himself. :/
Sol|ta|re Has |ts Value, But Only |f To Hone Your Sk|lls. | Always Have A T|mer Set To Ensure | Can Show My Past Self The Future |s Now, And They Have Been Surpassed. Even T|me And Space Can Not Save An Opponent From Be|ng Defeated By The Future K|ng Of Games.
Anyt|me Someone Says "|ts Not That Ser|ous", They Lose My Respect |mmed|ately. Yes. Th|s Game Of "there's A Yet| |n My Spahgett|" |s |n Fact That Ser|ous. | Play Every Game L|ke My L|fe |s On The L|ne.
g(o) haharaSS y(o)ur D3T3cTIv3
+[U] you-neolithic-neanderthal,-you-FAILED-at-Monopoly,-so-you're-trying-to-rub-this-in-my-face? I-should-have-smited-you-when-I-had-the-chance.
|f You Have Pr|de As A Duel|st, You Play Out The Set Rather Than Conced|ng L|ke Some Neonate Marsup|al Retreat|ng Back |nto The Pouch Of The|r Mother. Take Your Overly Long K|ll Combo L|ke A Grown Troll.
$-$-$ ! retrct dat lazt post d!s sht cray now dat ! look at !t™
Ï këëp tryïng tö shöw thë dämägë thëy'vë dönë büt nöw thëy'rë äddïng tö ït bÿ bëïng...whätëvër thëÿ ärë ündër mÿ pöst.
Küll scörë wön btw #säd
+[U] not-really-but-you-do-hate-most-of-my-replies-to-you.
Thë rëäl cäüsälïtÿ. My nötïfïcätïöns.
Whÿ ïs ëvërythïng tëäl. Dïd Ï drïnk sömëthïng bäd.
Öh shït Ï stärtëd ä wär
+[U] you-bitch
Whö wïll Ï cäüsë pröblëms för tödäy?
Ï'll bë mültïtäskïng cäüsë thïs shïp döësn't flÿ ïtsëlf. Thë äütöpïlöt ïs prëttÿ müch jüst för nävïgätïön.
Mörë öf yöü nëëdëd tö bë ännöyëd äs chïldrën.
Lüsüslëss bëhävïör.
Ïf thë hëmöspëctrüm ïsn't rëäl why ärë sö mäny göld blööds lïkë Thät.
Ï dön't wänt tö böthër thëm sïncë thëÿ dëcïdëd tö cömë öüt öf thë wöödwörk. Büt Ï thïnk my pöïnts bëën mädë.
Thëy'rë süïcïdë bäïtïng ïn mÿ rëplïës.
Ïf ëvëryönë's hörnÿ whö's flyïng thë plänë?
Mäybë Ï shöüld löök för ä përmänënt äüspïstïcë. Ï rëälly lïkë tö pïss pëöplë öff büt Ï'm nöt löökïng för änythïng pïtch. Öf cöürsë thë jöb wöüld bë tö mëdïätë THËM Ï'm stïll göïng tö bë ä jërk.
Ï lïkë späcë Ï rëälly dö büt sömëtïmës ït's jüst ä cöüplë öf däÿs öf fückïng nöthïng tö sëë nö ländmärks nö wëïrdlÿ shäpëd ästëröïds jüst nöthïng änd ït süüücks.
Ï wänt tö gët sö fückëd üp rïght nöw büt Ï nëëd tö bë äblë tö drïvë.
Ï'm nöt göïng tö jüdgë whät önë pösts (yës ï äm) büt tö më hörnÿ pöstïng änd vïölëncë pöstïng rëäd thë ëxäct sämë.
My cürrënt jöb ïsn't ëvën ïllëgäl büt Ï bët ït'd pïss ä löt öf pëöplë öff.
Thërë's nö äntlër bëästs tö rün övër ïn späcë.
Ï üsëd ä löw blööd för ëmötïönäl läbör. Ï'm cürëd nöw.
nöw thät büsïnëss ïs dönë tïmë gö tö bäck tö büllshïttïng
Nëw büsïnëss pröpösäl https://cdn.ïmgchëst.cöm/fïlës/76917508cbbë.png
Rëmëmbër whën thïs wäs jüst gönnä bë ä büsïnëss äccöünt?
Jüst bëcäüsë Ï'm fückïng äröünd döësn't mëän ÿöü shöüldn't hïrë më. Hïrë më. Ï lïkë mönëy.
Ï äïnt ëvën pöstëd tödäy
Pëöplë wänt tö sëë thösë swëët swëët nümbërs gö üp. Ït's ä cömmödïty.
Ÿëäh yöü shöüld chärgë.
Whät nüäncë döës spämmïng ëxprëss?
Sö yöü dëcïdëd thë främëwörk öf 4 römäncës dïdn't hävë ënöügh nüäncë Ökäy sö Ï göt möstly pïtïës änd mëdïätïöns rïght? Whät's thät mëän för më?
>> ડo, ¡n your caડe A 1ot of your poડtડ made me fee1 ડome worry for you, or for ડomeone e1ડe (vague1y, not anyone ડpec¡f¡c) ડome of the reactડ weren't about worry per ડe, ¡t waડ more of an acknow1edgement that waડn't fu11y enthuડ¡aડt¡c, that waડ ma¡n1y on our actua1 converડat¡on ¡n the threadડ The ♦️+♣️ ¡ડ probab1y the moડt ડtra¡ghtforward one becauડe ¡t uડua11y rea11y ¡ડ a p¡ty med¡ate.
Thät's MŸ spämmër änd mäybë Ï dön't wänt tö shärë.
Ï cämë ïntö sömë cäsh. Tïmë tö fïnd ä wäÿ tö bë fïnäncïälly ïrrëspönsïblë.
Ï nëëd tö pöst mörë fünny shït sö thëy dön't wïn änd my kült stäys äbövë mÿ küll.
+[U] :7
+[U] Of-my-ass?
:D
+[U] :7
Ï hävë nöthïng tö ädd Ï jüst wänt hïm tö knöw Ï säw thïs
+[U] I-told-you.
+[U] Very-misleading. This-is-the-only-one.
Nö pëöplë whö wänt tö bë yöür frïënd.
Sö döës sömëönë göttä gët ïn ä qüädränt tö gët thëïr tïts dönë?
Sömë pëöplë ärë jüst cönclävë. Lückÿ tö mäkë frïënds wïth yöü ïf thät's whät thëy'rë wörkïng wïth.
Fäïr ënöügh.
Ïf thëïr ässës ärënt fät dö yöü prövïdë bbls?
+[U] tempted-to-reply,-"Thank-Gog-we're-not-friends,-and-my-ass-is-flat."
Yøųr ąss įs fąt tøø, ąnd yøų ąrę ąlsø cųtę.
gouonna shouock souome ppl when t.they learn what.t t.the nc st.tands fouor in cnc
>> ¡tડ not meant to be ડpam ^ ^;; ¡t k¡nd of ¡ડ when ¡ get too ¡nveડted ¡n ડomebody'ડ poડtડ but norma11y ¡t'ડ juડt 1¡ke One react here and there ♥️+♦️ ડayડ more ¡n my m¡nd than juડt ♥️ And ¡ uડe ♦️+♣️ ♠️+♣️ or ડomet¡meડ ♦️+♠️ and occaડ¡ona11y ♥️+♦️+♣️ 1¡ke, they a11 mean d¡fferent th¡ngડ, more than juડt an ¡nd¡v¡dua1 ♥️, ♦️, ♣️, or ♠️
+[U]
+[U] My-Kull-is-higher-than-my-Kult-because-the-double-tap-duo-and-their-trusty-double-tap-dickhead-keep-touching-my-posts. I-HAVE-NOT-TALKED-OT-A-SINGLE-OTHER-PERSON-HERE-YET. Well,-except-that-really-annoying-as-fuck,-weird-ass-human. Hope-they're-dead.
- Say say say my name! - If I were a woman, I'd be all over that! - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
+[U] Okay-Douchebiteable
- Say say say my name! - Oooh tall, dark, and spooky! - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
- Say say say my name! - My notifications lit up like I was getting my ass slapped repeatedly. - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
+[U] I-was-hungry.
+[U] No. He's-pretty-easy-to-bite-because-he's-a-douchebag.
Respectfully y0u l00k like s0me0ne w0uld break their teeth if they attempted a nibble
+[U] I-forgot-you-have-a-job. Thank-gog,-I-can't-brood-in-peace.
+[U] I-think-this-is-the-closest-to-anger-I-have-ever-experienced-in-my-entire-life-and-after-life.
+[U] Now-I-can't-sleep-cause-I'm-irritated.
+[U] I-can't-even-sleep-so-I'm-going-to-watch-shit-on-TV.
+[U] First-of-all,-it-sounds-like-you-want-to-bite-and-lick-you. No. SECONDLY,-in-my-cupe. even-if-you-could-fit,-and-you-can't,-no. what?
+[U] EXCUSE-ME. NO. WHAT. I'm-going-to-kill-me-myself-actually.
+[U] What-are-you-gonna-do? Kill-me?
>> Maybe you need to get more gay?
>> That'd be no fun
+[U] Don't-need-to-tell-me-twice.
+[U] Am-I-being-charged-for-bursting-bubbles? I-don't-think-so.
+[U] Now-you're-absolutely-trying-to-kill-me.
+[U] playing-the-game-that-ruins-relationships.
į ąm cąpąblę øf gøød ądwįcę ąnd vįll gįwę įt, bųt I vįll ąlsø gįwę yøų bąd ądwįcę įf I thįnk įt'll bę fųnnįęr.
>> Oh ¡ bet you are ^ ^ ¡'11 be 1ook¡ng forward to our next v¡ડ¡t then heheh
+[U] I'm-just-saying,-before-you-suggest-I-get-better-at-backgammon,-get-better-at-Battleship.
>> ¡'ve on1y ડeen you w¡th the maડk ડo ¡ am,, cur¡ouડ what ¡t'd be 1¡ke ¡f you had a d¡fferent one? ¡ don't th¡nk ¡ ever conડ¡dered that a poડડ¡b¡1¡ty
+[U] Get-better-at-battleship-first.
>> ¡ th¡nk the buttonડ are very cute and un¡que to you, but ¡ 1¡ke your 1¡tt1e noડe ડm¡1ey too :P
>> ¡ th¡nk they have!! ¡'m do¡ng we11, ¡ th¡nk. ¡'ve juડt been buડy w¡th houડechoreડ and errandડ and ડuch ડo ¡'ve been off1¡ne a b¡t :))) ¡ 1¡ke your emot¡con!
+[U] Eugh. I-need-to-think-about-something-else.
>> H¡ No¡¡ડe!! ^ ^ how are you to1¡ght! !!
+[U] Correct.
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cąn hę lęąwę cųrręntly ąnd vįllįngly ąnd hąwę hįs phønę bąck?
sęęįng sątųrn kįdnąp ą crønųs įsn't thąt sųrprįsįng tø mę. hę įs my bęst frįęnd; I'm nøt gønną dø ąnythįng. į cøųld prøbąbly, bųt į dønt cąrę thąt mųch.
Bl0wing a kiss at all the creepy guys with knives hiding in the shad0ws
o°~teeheehee~°o oh yes!~°o an excellent reminder indeed!~°o o°~teeheehee~°o
even better
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ happy to help. should add them to my kidnapping game playlist if i ever try kidnapping. watching lost and tracker would also be funny. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
࣪⊹₊˚{ ooooh! when im kidnapping, i usually have us play settlers of culltan or rainbow drinker: the masquerade! }^u^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ its great because iiii get to choose! }>u<{ <3 }˚₊⊹ ࣪
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ mouse trap and sorry would be peak irony. ૮꒰˶ᵔ ᗜ ᵔ˶꒱ა ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
+[U] Okay-so-that's-the-problem WHY-do-you-want-me-here? I'm-literally-just-a-guy.
+[U] 2-part-answer 1.)-I-want-you-to-let-me-go. 2.)-I-don't-know-what-you-look-like,-and-I-don't-go-where-I-am-not-wanted. And-I-am-gay. So-I-think-if-you-were-gay,-that-would-add-a-layer-of-problems-for-me-in-this-entire-kidnapping-thing-we-have-going-on,-you-know? Don't-wanna-ruin-what-we-have. ya-know? Me... the-victim... and-you? the-kidnapper.
+[U] I've-been-kidnapped. I-am-screaming. high,-girly,-shrill-scream? you-hear-that? that's-me.
+[U] Awesome,-I'll-get-a-glass-of-water-to-prepare.
>> ¡ th¡nk moડt ડ¡tuat¡onડ have reડo1ved by now (thank gog) but ¡ apprec¡ate the w¡11¡ngneડડ ^ ^;;
+[U] If-you-don't-want-to-get-bitten,-maybe??? don't-be-in-biting?? range?? Acting-like-I'M-the-problem.
>> ¡'m g1ad!! :)) ¡ wou1d aડk how you've been do¡ng 1ate1y, but ¡ ¡mag¡ne the anડwer wou1d be much the ડame heheh
>> ¡ don't th¡nk that ¡'M do¡ng that but ¡ hope you're hav¡ng fun, No¡¡ડe ^ ^
+[U] Hm. You-did-give-me-blood.
+[U] I-don't-disagree,-sometimes-you-just-gotta-hate-a-man-for-everything-he's-said. not-what-he-stands-for,-dont-care-about-that. just-gotta-hate.
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#nowplay I Was Just A Kid - Nothing But Thieves https://open.spotify.com/track/3n131e7wExc4paKrq5Zyi1?si=e67d685f04c44b82
i think aside from myself and cronus Eridan (my ancestor) - is MIA, no clue where he is. Cronus - Owns a nightclub, Married. Dualscar - he's dead, and i killed him #violence ((ooc: dexter is from a no game timeline/ humans and trolls have lived together for many many many years btw))
I have no real caste opinions, aside from "we all taste the same." Probably.
į cąnt prøųdly sąy thąt į ręlątę tø my øvn cąstę bęcąųsę į vąs rąįsęd by ą pųrplębløød ęrįdąn kįndą jųst fųckęd øff ąnd ønly bęcąmę ą ręlęwąnt pąrt øf my lįfę įn thę ląst... 3-4 yęąrs.
hi, im dexter ampora. https://64.media.tumblr.com/8a900333d2da429eb10d2edd836fb9ec/1a4818e24b5705c5-35/s1280x1920/f9d53d6fc8069335900bf819be6312b64c9d173a.png ((ooc: old art time but the most recent time to draw him))
okay. well she probably doesnt know you exist but carry on.
do you have beef with her or something?
be careful i think Goku fights the strongest people, so don't get your ass beat.
i dont expect privileges didn't have them anyway. and yeah i live on earth.
i think the only bad thing is that i see there are other amporas and i know people aren't going to like me on the basis of my last name So this should be interesting. or not, and people will be completely normal. (hint: they will not)
I'm related to troll Bruno Mars. What the fuck.
i could but im not really that bothered if people know. i was mostly making a joke. i assume people will have some common sense when talking to me.
just pretend im not an ampora. i was raised by wolves. in the middle of the forest.
hehe, hope to see a video of your lusus soon :)
your lusus is for video, make them a movie star.
she's a natural in front of the camera.
i saw deep dweller mentioned. i too am a deep dweller. my lusus is also deep sea she's so pretty https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9d8d384ef6d8.png
thanks, she's very beautiful, i'd offer to share but she's picky sometimes.
Speaking of, I fed my lusus recently. She can hunt on her own, but I do feed her when she's basking on land. [ Video starts with Dexter focusing the camera on a large body of water, seemingly a deep river of some sort. You can see him waving and walking out of view of the camera, following him with the camera before getting chastised. "Focus on the water, dude." There was a honk, but the camera refocused on the water. From above, a large animal carcass of some sort was lowered from a heavy-duty hook over the water with blood dripping down. A few moments of silence, before the water bursts out, and a large crocodile with heavy anglerfish features bursts out of the water The behemoth of a croc bites onto the dead animal, easily engulfing the entire thing and ripping it off the hook and splashing back down into the water. The cameraman cheered as Dexter made his way back into the camera view, and his giant anglercroc mama pulled herself on land and let the two trolls pet her. Both are much smaller in comparison to the lusus herself. ] #gore #animaldeath
I feel as if I was dragged into an odd beef.
hi. and i haven't really posted. but i figured it'd be fun to burn time with.
the swirls add character but good luck
tattoos so yeah. i can hang out though, i just havent thought about the internet.
okay ill stop spamming him. for now.
ęx̣ąctly, thęy jųst ąręnt døįng thę rįght thįngs
im still dating him so it worked out.
https://cdn.įmgchęst.cøm/fįlęs/8ę2209d634fę.gįf #gįf
įm gląd yøų knęv thįs vąs ąbøųt yøų
my fąwørįtę pęøplę hąwę tø vęąr sąfęty węsts thąt sąy "I hąwę ąnx̣įęty" ør "I bįtę"
øøc: @kįngGręęd Dįscląįmęr: Dęx̣tęr kįlls ąnd ęąts pęøplę! Hę įs, by ąll męąns, ą sęrįąl kįllęr! Thįs įs OOC įnførmątįøn ąnd nø vąy tø knøv thįs IC! Hę vįll kįll pęøplę (įf gįwęn pęrmįssįøn øøc) ąnd fęęl 0 gųįlt ąnd ręmørsę før hįs ąctįøns! -_-_-_-_- Fųll nąmę: Dęx̣tęr Ampørą Chąrąctęr’s nįcknąmęs: Dęę, Dędę, Dęx̣, Dęx̣į Bįrth dątę: Fębųąry 13th Agę: 27 Sęx̣ųąlįty: Bį Sęx̣/Gęndęr: Hę/Hįm / Døn’t vørry ąbøųt įt Agę Appęąrąncę: 25 Węįght: 250 lb Hęįght: 7'5" Bødy bųįld: Rąthęr mųscųląr Eyę cølør: Bląck ąnd wįølęt Skįn Tønę: Gręy (hųmąn: brøvn) Hąįr cølør: Bląck -_-_-_-_- Gøød pęrsønąlįty trąįts: Apprøąchąblę, Frįęndly, Flęx̣įblę Bąd pęrsønąlįty trąįts: Apąthętįc, Rųdę, Dįstąnt Dęx̣tęr įs ą gęnęrąlly ąpąthętįc pęrsøn ąnd døęsn’t cąrę før møst pęøplę. Hę cøųld ęąsįly bę ąlįgnęd vįth ą psychøpąth, bųt hę døęs hąwę ęmpąthy ąnd ęmøtįøns ąnd cąręs før øthęrs, thøųgh thę cįrclę įs smąll. Hę cąn bę rąthęr crųęl tø øthęrs ąnd blųnt. Hę døęsn’t cąrę įf yøų gęt yøųr fęęlįngs hųrt ør ąrę ųnvęll. Yøų ąręn’t hįs ręspønsįbįlįty, ąnd hę’ll mąkę thąt clęąr. Høvęwęr, įf yøų ęnd ųp įn hįs cløsę cįrclę øf frįęnds, hę vįll shøv spęcįąl cąrę før yøų. Thøųgh hę tęnds tø bę drąvn tøvąrds ą cęrtąįn typę øf pęrsøn. Art by: hąrwęydønt øn tųmblr https://f2.tøyhøų.sę/fįlę/f2-tøyhøų-sę/įmągęs/24380776_wøęOrhXnkgWAz4v.png #nsfvę #cv-cąnnįbąlįsm
+[U] I-guess. I-suppose-breaking-into-my-office-counts.
+[U] Before-yesterday.
+[U] Why?
+[U] Hi.
+[U] I-need-to-stop-talking-to-people-who'll-get-my-boss-breathing-down-my-neck.
>> ¡'m ડorry that th¡ડ made me 1augh You can keep your c1otheડ, No¡¡ડe wwhjwhwjjw
+[U] I-was-apathetic-before-dying-and-apathetic-after;-the-only-difference-is-I-have-a-deep-seated-rage.
+[U] That's-typically-how-it-goes-for-drinking-blood. So-yes. I-would. But-fair.
+[U] I-couldn't-get-rid-of-the-damn-thing. So-she-lives-in-my-office. The-empire-was-like,-"Yeah-okay-sure."
+[U] Probably,-I'll-let-the-masses-glean-what-they-want-from-that.
:) sO kInd
hOw wOndErfUl brOthEr! yOU wIll hElp thEm bE fOUnd. :)
+[U] Not-at-all. You-taste-pretty-good.
I g(o)T a n3W baDg3 :)
// btw I am very happy you all like Kaine and think he's cute and fun and funny. He's an oc/fantroll. I've struggled to get past some WEIRDLY specific RP-related trauma, so this has helped a lot and healed a bruised part of my silly heart.
+[U] Sure. I-want-to-see-your-face. Not-your-chest.
+[U] Unfortunately,-I've-never-seen-your-face. So-it-was-shocking-to-see.
+[U] You're-dragging-your-tits-here,-too?
+[U] Just-replying-to-this-because-it's-the-first-thing-I-have-to-see-from-a-familiar-(ish)-face. Put-them-away.
+[U] hi.
>> ¡ can te11 you about ¡t pr¡vate1y maybe!! ¡ don't wanna bother the perડon that brought th¡ડ on ¡n the f¡rડt p1ace
>> H¡ No¡¡ડe, ¡ 1¡ke you eડpec¡a11y
>> (( thank you, ¡ apprec¡ate you a1wayડ :)) ))
(( Just want everybody to know I haven't forgotten about you, there's just a lot going on and I haven't been able to think straight about good responses. So I've mainly been engaging with very low-energy stuff on here. I hope everyone is doing well and Himero will return shortly for the more in-depth interactions! ))
>> Yeડ!!
wait wait wait wait a minute
>> Terr¡f¡ed and ¡ntr¡gued aડ to what the fuck that cou1d mean. A1though ¡ do be1¡eve we've a1ready d¡ડcuડડed where my boundar¡eડ 1¡e, ડo ¡ am truડt¡ng that you w¡11 recogn¡ze them, whatever that meanડ.
This is quite a fascinating ꫂ❁ickuꫂ❁ line, haha ❣︎
Alsso yess
>> ડomet¡meડ Ch¡ttr freezeડ up on me ડo ¡t 1etડ me put down the ♥️ but ¡ can't h¡t my ♦️. When that happenડ, ¡ have to juડt ડtare at your Ch¡ttડ 1¡ke a ડad dog, wa¡t¡ng for ¡t to 1et me do my th¡ng. ¡ juડt want you a11 to know th¡ડ ¡ડ who ¡ am.
>> H¡¡¡ No¡¡ડe :)))
>> Oopડ ¡'m back 1¡ડten¡ng to Rad¡opan. Why am ¡ 1¡ke th¡ડ. Not even a band that'ડ norma11y ¡n my rotat¡on but "H¡gh and Dry" ¡ડ ડtuck ¡n my pan. ¡'11 go 1¡ડten to ડometh¡ng e1ડe ¡ ડwearrrre
yessss also really hot i love being absolutely in the gaMe and then seeing a pair of eyes just full of need staring into My soul noW iM thinking about stuff and its YOUR fault! #nsfW
why did tthiss make me horny. damn it.
okay but Masks are hot though??? #nsfW
>> To be c1ear y'a11, th¡ડ one ¡ડ d¡rected at No¡¡ડe ¡n part¡cu1ar, but ¡ ડt¡11 apprec¡ate the ded¡cat¡on to a good maડk ahaha ^ ^;;
>> 🙋♂️ ¡ m¡ght be hoeડ
KaIn3 p(o)InTS f(o)r y(o)u T(o) unD3rSTanD - Y3S, p3(o)pl3 ThInk Th3 maSk IS h(o)T. - I hav3 (o)nly haD S3x WITh Th3 maSk (o)n - Y3S, Th3 maSk STayS (o)n DurIng S3x - Y(o)u W(o)ulD n33D T(o) pry ThIS maSk (o)ff my fac3 anD run Th3 rISk (o)f D3aTh T(o) Tak3 IT (o)ff f(o)r S3x - If y(o)u D(o)n'T lIk3 Th3 maSk, y(o)u D(o)nT hav3 T(o) fuck m3! W(o)W, S(o) 3aSy, S(o) 3aSy!! L(o)(o)k aT ThaT. - I'm 10 f33T Tall anD g(o)T a TaIl, TRUST m3, Th3 maSk IS parT (o)f Th3 app3al. #nSfW
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y(o)u g3T IT!
I h(o)p3 ThaT Wh3n I Tak3 my maSk (o)ff, IT'S Th3 bIgg3ST Turn (o)ff. If y(o)u ar3 Turn3D (o)n by my fac3? NIc3. 10 p(o)InTS. #nSfW
.= little cute selfie of yours truly! (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4d84d97da7a7.png -.
>> Horror med¡a ¡ડ often my favor¡te ^ ^ Horror mov¡eડ, horror dramaડ, horror nove1ડ. When ¡ can't ડ1eep ¡ uડua11y put on horror game p1aythrough, B¡gGam¡ng64 ¡ડ probab1y my favor¡te, becauડe he'ડ ડo ch¡11 and 1¡ke, ડooo fr¡end1y about everyth¡ng.
>> Anonymouડ #¡ve1oડtCount #11??, ¡ડ ¡ndeed ¡nqu¡r¡ng: "What do you 1¡ke to do for fun, H¡mero?" –pડ. "ડtart¡n off ડ¡mp1e :)" ¡ ડpend a 1ot of my t¡me f1oat¡ng around do¡ng what other peop1e are do¡ng, ¡f ¡'m be¡ng honeડt!! 1ate1y ¡'ve juડt wanted to be around peop1e a11 the t¡me, ડo ¡'m happy to get up to whatever ¡f ડomebody wantડ to hang. Buttttt ¡n my own t¡me, ¡ 1¡ડten to a 1ot of muડ¡c (eડpec¡a11y Tro11 Mounta¡n Goatડ). ¡ a1ડo draw or read ડomet¡meડ when ¡ have the energy for ¡t, ¡ 1¡ke to read extreme horror or ડp1atterpunk nove1ડ ma¡n1y! And 1eડડ often now, but ¡'11 get back ¡nto the groove eventua11y, ¡ p1ay a 1ot of cozy gameડ 1¡ke F¡e1dડ of M¡ડtr¡a or ડ1¡me Rancher. What do a11 of you 1¡ke to read? :)) ----- @xxડcenegr1xx wantડ me to know: "xx_h¡mero_1etz_k¡ડડ_aga¡n_chchow_haz_at_1eaડt_n¡ne_moar_4_u_xx" –pડ. "xx_heh_xx" . . . A1r¡ght, 1o1 ¡f you want to Chchow, we can? Honeડt1y even juડt the one k¡ડડ k¡nd of put me off my foot¡ng 1o1o1 ¡'m ડurpr¡ડed you d¡dn't know that waડ me unt¡1 after!! Doeડ anybody e1ડe want to k¡ડડ me, apparent1y? 1o1 ----- #qna #ama #confeડડ¡on #aha #aડkh¡meroanyth¡ng httpડ://formડ.g1e/ડd8PHGPBvZaeXThV6
>> Anonymouડ #6 aડkડ me: "Are you a ડ¡ze k¡ng?" Hmmm,,, a 1¡tt1e torn on how to anડwer th¡ડ one ¡ gueડડ, ma¡n1y becauડe ડomet¡meડ ડ¡ze Queenડ are aડડoc¡ated w¡th judgement towardડ thoડe who are not aડ we11-endowed. ¡ doooo 1¡ke em b¡g, don't get me wrong. ¡f ¡t f¡tડ, ¡ ડ¡tડ. ¡'11 do my beડt to take on the cha11enge. But ¡'m a1ડo happy regard1eડડ of a p1aymate'ડ ડ¡ze. ;P What do y'a11 th¡nk? ~~~~~ Anonymouડ #7 wantડ to know: "Got any good k¡nkડ over there, ‘Mero?~" 1et me th¡nk!! 1et me rea11y rea11y th¡nk on th¡ડ one. ¡t'ડ pretty obv¡ouડ ¡ 1¡ke ડubm¡ડડ¡on/Dom¡nat¡on p1ay, and ¡'m genera11y pretty ડub/bottom 1ean¡ng myડe1f! Hmm,,, ¡ don't th¡nk ¡t'ડ that hard to f¡gure out ¡'m ¡nto degradat¡on and pra¡ડe, qu¡te heav¡1y.. ¡ 1¡ke.. the ¡dea of body worડh¡p, g¡v¡ng or rece¡v¡ng. ડometh¡ng about be¡ng perce¡ved, tak¡ng your t¡me w¡th ડomeone'ડ body, ડ1ow1y go¡ng over every ¡nch, every deta¡1.. ¡ 1ove to be t¡ed up, reડtra¡ned, b1¡ndfo1ded, gagged, what have you. ¡ 1ove to fee1 1¡ke ¡'ve phyડ¡ca11y had contro1 taken from me. (W¡TH a ડafe p1aymate, not a random ડtranger, to be abundant1y c1ear 1mfao ¡n caડe anybody needડ to hear ¡t.) Try¡ng to th¡nk ¡f there'ડ anyth¡ng ¡ 1¡ke that'ડ even remote1y ડurpr¡ડ¡ng honeડt1y... ડomet¡meડ ¡'m k¡nd of ¡nto medfet (med¡ca1 p1ay) 1¡ke be¡ng touched w¡th the g1oveડ, the other perડon wear¡ng a maડk, be¡ng 1ayed out and exam¡ned.. ¡ don't m¡nd ¡f ¡ get co1d, ¡ want to fee1 vu1nerab1e, expoડed, ડeen.. (๑•﹏•) Andddd there are def¡n¡te1y.. otherડ. ¡f there are any ડpec¡f¡c k¡nkડ or fet¡ડheડ y'a11 are cur¡ouડ ¡f ¡'m ¡nto, p1eaડe aડk! Or ડhare ડome of yourડ ¡f you'd 1¡ke to? ~~~~~ #ama #qna #confeડડ¡on #aha #h¡meropoડt¡ng #NડFC #nડfw #k¡nk #fet¡ડh #bdડm httpડ://formડ.g1e/ડd8PHGPBvZaeXThV6
>> Th¡ડ one getડ ¡tડ own poડt, ડ¡nce they aડked me twooo queડt¡onડ and 1eft a very ¡ntereડt¡ng comment! A1ડo to be c1ear, ¡ won't poડt A11 of the commentડ, juડt oneડ ¡ th¡nk are good to add. ¡f you want me to keep yourડ pr¡vate, juડt 1eave a 1¡tt1e note on there! ~~~~~ Anonymouડ #5? Aડkડ: "1. ¡f you've had a part¡cu1ar1y bad day, what do you do to ડett1e down?" The anડwer ¡ડ: ¡n a11 honeડty, ¡t var¡eડ a 1ot becauડe ¡'m not a1wayડ the beડt at keep¡ng ¡t together. (〒﹏〒) ¡ rea11y 1ove to cudd1e and juડt be he1d onto ¡f the n¡ght haડ been rough, and thankfu11y ¡ am uડua11y ob1¡ged ¡n that! Otherw¡ડe, ¡ m¡ght get h¡gh and take a hot ડhower/bath, try to re1ax. Watch a ડhow or a mov¡e, ડ¡nk ¡nto the cupe. ડweet treatડ are a1wayડ apprec¡ated too, of courડe. What do y'a11 1¡ke to do to make yourડe1veડ fee1 better? ~~~~~ Aડk: "2. wou1d you ડay you're more of an ¡ntrovert or extrovert?" Anડwer: Aahh, honeડt1y? Maybe ડometh¡ng of an Amb¡vert, ¡t dependડ a 1ot on how much ડtreડડ ¡'m carry¡ng at any g¡ven moment. ^ ^;; ¡ 1ove peop1e, ¡ 1ove to ta1k to a11 of you, and ¡t a1wayડ makeડ my n¡ght when ડomebody reacheડ out. But ¡n groupડ? ¡ rea11y ડtrugg1e to ડpeak up uડua11y, and ¡ can get pretty overwhe1med.. ¡ do my beડt, ¡ ડt¡11 want to hang!! But ¡t can be tough. How about y'a11? ~~~~~ Comment: "¡ had a dream that you had a new prof¡1e p¡cture and ¡t waડ 1¡ke,, an an¡mated ¡mage of you and a bunch of your c1oneડ runn¡ng ડ¡dewayડ. ડome of your c1oneડ got out of the hexagona1 boundar¡eડ and that waડ when ¡ woke up. yea ¡ dont know e¡ther" Reડponડe: ¡'m ડorry but that waડ actua11y tota11y rea1! They're a11 ડt¡11 out there, gett¡ng up to no good. 😔 ¡t'ડ juડt terr¡b1e. Yep yep. ~~~~~ #ama #qna #confeડડ¡on #aha #h¡meropoડt¡ng #ડubડtance #menta1hea1th httpડ://formડ.g1e/ડd8PHGPBvZaeXThV6
>> @emot¡ona1Corpડe aડkડ: "how good of a barkbeaડt are you?? ?" "¡’d 1¡ke to know ¡f you behave yourડe1f >.>" The anડwer ¡ડ: ¡'d 1¡ke to th¡nk ¡'m pretty obed¡ent and we11-mannered! Wou1d you 1¡ke to te11 me ¡f ¡'m a Good Boy or not? ~~~~~ Anonymouડ #4 aડkડ: "W¡11 you become a M¡me?" The anડwer ¡ડ: Th¡ડ one ¡ડ k¡nd of g¡v¡ng "Do you wear w¡gડ? When w¡11 you wear w¡gડ?" Hehe– Honeડt1y, ¡'m afra¡d ¡ 1¡ke to ta1k too much for that!! ¡ cou1d try, for a n¡ght, but ¡ don't th¡nk ¡ cou1d keep ¡t up. ¡t wou1d certa¡n1y be a teડt of my pat¡ence and w¡11. Aડડum¡ng you are, do you enjoy be¡ng a M¡me? :)) ~~~~~ #ama #qna #confeડડ¡on #aha #ડuggeડt¡ve #h¡meropoડt¡ng httpડ://formડ.g1e/ડd8PHGPBvZaeXThV6
>> @ડ¡ngu1ar¡ty (aડ requeડted) aડkડ: "What ¡ડ your ડtr¡fe ડpec¡buડ?" The anડwer ¡ડ: Honeડt1y, ¡ don't.. th¡nk ¡ have a def¡ned one yet, becauડe ¡ Rea11y rea11y do not get ¡n f¡ghtડ ¡f ¡ can he1p ¡t! ડometh¡ng w¡th a 1ong hand1e probab1y, ¡'d 1¡ke the opt¡on to keep a 1¡tt1e d¡ડtance but ¡'m not a good ડhot for ranged weaponડ! ¡dea11y ડometh¡ng ¡ can uડe for b1unt force,, maybe ડometh¡ng w¡th a b1ade of ડome k¡nd attached. ¡'d 1ove to know what yourડ ¡ડ! ~~~~~ Anonymouડ #3 aડkડ: "When w¡11 you maડter the b1ade and embrace your deડt¡ny to take over the myડt¡c M¡1k ડect?" The anડwer ¡ડ: Th¡ડ one ¡ડ very top¡ca1 ¡mmed¡ate1y after the pr¡or aડk, and honeડt1y? ¡ don't know that ¡'m ready, or that ¡'11 ever be ready. ¡'11 have to work my way up to ¡t, ¡ડ a b¡g reડponડ¡b¡1¡ty and a very ડer¡ouડ undertak¡ng. ¡'m ડorry to fa11 ડhort of my potent¡a1 on th¡ડ one, everyone, ¡ hope you can forg¡ve me. </3 ~~~~~ #ama #qna #confeડડ¡on #aha #h¡meropoડt¡ng
>> Anonymouડ #1 aડkડ about: "why are you the way you are." "what cou1d poડડ¡b1y be wrong w¡th you." The anડwer ¡ડ: A 1ot of th¡ngડ! A 1ot ¡ડ wrong w¡th me, but ¡ am the way ¡ am becauડe ¡'m very honeડt and peop1e ડeem to 1¡ke me. ^ ^ ડo, for the foreડeeab1e future, th¡ડ ¡ડ how ¡ w¡11 be. What ¡ડ wrong w¡th YOU? ~~~~~ Anonymouડ #2 aડkડ: "He11o there! What ¡ડ your favor¡te co1or? :)" The anડwer ¡ડ: H¡!! Uડua11yyy ¡'d ડay my favor¡te co1or ¡ડ Ye11ow 💛 but 1ate1y ¡'ve been qu¡te fond of deep B1ueડ 💙 for ડome part¡cu1arrr reaડonડ. :P ¡'m cur¡ouડ what yourડ ¡ડ? ~~~~~ #ama #qna #confeડડ¡on #aha #h¡meropoડt¡ng
>> ¡f anyone wantડ to, ¡ made an AMA/Q&A/Confeડડ¡on form!! (ETA: Any prev¡ouડ anડwer poડtડ ¡ w¡11 try to 1¡nk ¡n the commentડ of th¡ડ p¡nned poડt!) httpડ://formડ.g1e/ડd8PHGPBvZaeXThV6 Anyth¡ng goeડ, ¡'11 #tag anyth¡ng accord¡ng1y. You can ડend ¡n anonymouડ1y or put your name on ¡t! :)) ¡'11 be ca11¡ng ¡t my AHA, Aડk H¡mero Anyth¡ng 1o1o1 #ama #qna #confeડડ¡on #AHA
>> Eat¡ng ડo1¡d food 1¡ke a rea1 perડon ¡ wou1d recommend you a11 do the ડame :))
◌ I wonder when the double tapping will start. ⧂
>> ¡ hopefu11y won't ever ડtop do¡ng ¡t, but ¡f ¡ d¡d ¡ truડt that you'd be ab1e track me down ;P
nø clųę. į stąbbęd my bøyfrįęnd ąnd hę hąųntęd mę ąnd vę bøndęd dųrįng thąt, ppl shøųld try įt mørę.
my romantic experience is not good for advice because my matesprit is a guy i murdered, and he came back as a ghost. so like, i guess stab someone and hope the haunting after doesn't result in you dying. #violence
>> hjwwhjwhwkwn2maybea1¡tt1eb¡tjuડtatad
>> ¡ can't ડhake the thought for ડEVERA1 n¡ghtડ now, ¡ don't know what'ડ up w¡th me. ¡ juડt want ડomeone to 1ay r¡ght beh¡nd me and wrap the¡r armડ around my be11y. ¡t'ડ a ડoft ડpot, ho1d onto me. #ડuggeડt¡ve ? #yearn¡ng #warmpoડt #nડfc probab1y even though ¡t'ડ rea11y not even horny
>> VJWWHWKWHW ¡MડORRY¡MડORRY OH NOO
Haha, anyway. Picks through my 40ish notifications from Double Tap Himero to see what I missed like a gold panner
>> ¡ wou1d 1¡ke to p1ay a1ong but ¡ th¡nk ¡ am terr¡b1e at th¡ડ 1o1 ¡t'ડ not a ro1e that comeડ natura11y to me :P
>> Maybe :)) that wou1d be n¡ce honeડt1y
>> Oh that wou1d be juડt awfu1, ¡t wou1d be juડt trag¡c were ડomeone to take advantage of that.. ડo un1¡ke you to 1eave your door un1ocked, tડk tડk, ડure1y you wou1d never expect ડomeone to wa1k ¡n
!!! OH NO !!! YOU'RE FEELING SO EXPOSED RIGHT NOW!!! YOU TOTALLY SHOULDN'T !!! TAKE A PICTURE OF YOURSELF IN THE LINGERIE !!! THAT'D BE SO BAD!!! #nsfw
>> oh noo, you're ડo vu1nerab1e and expoડed, what a terr¡b1e ડhame ahaha
>> hwhwhwkw thank you No¡¡ડe (๑•﹏•)
>> A1r¡ght, here'ડ what ¡'ve poડted of the b1ue ડo far, and a new p¡cture from beh¡nd. :P ¡f you're cur¡ouડ what e1ડe ¡'ve put out there (¡nc1ud¡ng more revea1¡ng photoડ), ¡'ve tr¡ed tagg¡ng ¡t a11 #h¡merop¡cડ ! httpડ://f¡1e.garden/ad3CHVqDaT8zhrd0/¡w¡11f¡na11ypoડttheaડડp¡c¡gueડડ.png httpડ://f¡1e.garden/ad3CHVqDaT8zhrd0/h¡meroth¡ghડ.png httpડ://f¡1e.garden/ad3CHVqDaT8zhrd0/h¡merobe11yout.png #nડfw #nડfc #ડuggeડt¡ve #h¡merop¡cડ
>> gdhડkડhwkwhwkohhmygoodneડડ h¡ No¡¡ડe wh¡wjw ahaha ^ ^;;
>> Thank you ^ ^ ¡ apprec¡ate ¡t, ¡ wou1d def¡n¡te1y take you up on that offer
>> ¡ wou1dn't.. ડay no.. ¡f you wanted to hahah
>> heheheh okay ¡'11 accept that ¡t'ડ ડt¡11 crazy to me, ¡'m 5'6" •́ ‿,•̀ ¡ don't know many other 1¡meb1oodડ but moડt of uડ don't ડeem to get very ta11!! ડ¡ghh
>> Good 1ord.. Everyone ડo ta11 (〒﹏〒)
∙☾__☽ m ̶f̶w i get a guy killed and god gives me a lil badge https://i.imgurr.com/0mnrrrr70.png
guess so
sawv a post about kidnapping and crushing. i got fishnapped by kurloz, and im PRETTY SURE he vwas going to kill me. dont fucking knowv vwhy he didnt but vwere datin so i did something correct. thrilled i didnt get murdered mostly #wviolence?
⛧if you like knives, violence and morbidity we can be friends.⛧
I volunteer ass tribute ssir
hāh, ī thīnk īmmtītty hēīght whātrē thē ødds
it's hot when i'm the viCtim. o◡o
⛧gonna rinse off after work. got hot in the abattoir. https://i.postimg.cc/9FS7hCq6/youlikethathuh.png #suggestive #blood⛧
>> He11o No¡¡ડe..whjwhw
>> hwjwgjwhwkwohmygoડh
Oh My God. Godddd.
-=[ hi_☺]=-
i appreCiate the belief! buuut i'll leave it to the professionals i think. ^◡^;
CCCAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT IT IF YOU DO IT。
I adore this solution.
It's cuz n*rmies have never heard of a yandere b4. They don't get the appeal.
yea
∙☾__☽ damn meant to rreply to the cute one ):
>> ¡ fee1 1¡ke beyond the nડfwe tag, th¡ડ one deડerveડ a #cnc or #noncon tag ડt¡11 hot tho
>> ¡ 1¡ke that too, more than k¡nd of. But that ¡ડ def¡n¡te1y not anonymouડ
>> mhhfghwhwgwhwhwk aaaahjwwhjwk (๑＠﹏＠๑) ¡ donttth¡nk ¡ have a reડponડડee but thankyou?
>> Oh don't ડay maybe, p1eaડe, you have to te11 me or at 1eaડt h¡t a react on ¡t whwhwkwmw
>> ¡f you f¡nd ¡t, ¡ truડt that you'11 1et me know. ¡'d rather not 1¡ve ¡n ant¡c¡pat¡on and ¡nconc1uડ¡v¡ty
>> (*﹏*;) ohmygoડhwhhwjwj
>> bwjwgwkwjwn No¡¡ડe ¡ th¡nk ¡ wou1d be even more embarraડડed ¡f you ડaw the comment ¡'m ta1k¡ng about ....
>> cute!! ¡ 1ove ¡t :))
>> Oh no Br¡tny, g¡r1 Btw what have you named ડome of the otherડ :?
>> ooh ¡ can def ડee that for you. 1et me do ડome th¡nk¡ng and ડee what ડongડ ¡ 1¡ડten to uડua11y that ¡ th¡nk m¡ght f¡t the b¡11 :P
>> better ¡dea!! Ahaha ^ ^;; ¡ honeડt1y comp1ete1y forgot ¡ went on a rech¡tt ડpree ¡n between the 1yr¡cડpoડt¡ng
>> ¡t'ડ my favor¡te band heheh ડo ¡ a1wayડ ડend ડome of the¡rડ when muડ¡c comeડ up. ¡ enjoy the¡r ent¡re var¡ed d¡ડcography, and the ડecond band the 1ead ડ¡nger ¡ડ ¡n, The Extra G1ennડ /1enડ (they changed the name ડ1¡ght1y at one po¡nt)
>> ¡ th¡nk that ¡ડ poડડ¡b1y for the beડt. 1et me ડend you ડometh¡ng ¡ 1¡ke too! httpડ://youtu.be/5qm70¡bkR1Y httpડ://youtu.be/CkqA7p-_wfU
>> Th¡ડ workડ!! Aડ 1ong aડ you don't ડend the emergency ડ¡renડ, ¡ w¡11 g¡ve an earneડt 1¡ડten to whatever you're ¡nto :P ¡ can ડee how th¡ડ wou1d ડu¡t you, ¡'m ¡ntr¡gued
>> ¡ w¡11!! ડend me ડome ¡ know you 1¡ke M¡ku, but ¡'11 take anyth¡ng e1ડe you've got too
>> ¡ w¡11 1¡ડten to your muડ¡c :))
I am keeping a lis† of †rolls I enjoy wa†ching. On my feed, I mean. I have no† decided †o wa†ch anyone in person from here ye†. xuO
>> ¡ chooડe to ¡nterpret that warm1y rather than vague1y om¡nouડ :))
>> Yeડ, ¡t ¡ડ No¡¡ડe :)) or ¡f you need ડomebody to ta1k to, you know where to f¡nd me
>> That'ડ rea11y cute
-=[ awwwww_☺]=-
f'as adorbs mate
yea
∙☾__☽ so many o ̶f̶ yalls prroblems could be solved by killin' #justdoit #violence
∙☾__☽ you cull me????????????????? https://i.imgurr.com/ ̶f̶nxdgds.png idk what purrples you been talkin' too but i'll slap yerr lips o ̶f̶ ̶f̶ ̶f̶orr less
>> hwjwhwjwheheh ¡'11 1et you know what ¡ come up w¡th !!
>> a1r¡ght,, that doeડn't ડound ડo bad. <:)) My name ¡ડ H¡mero, ¡ 1¡ડten to a 1ot of muડ¡c 1ate1y, ડomet¡meડ ¡ draw, and ¡ 1¡ke to read horror 1¡terature when ¡ have the energy.. Moડt of my Ch¡ttડ are juડt tra¡n of thought poડt¡ng. You w¡11 def¡n¡te1y ડee me around on here.
>> can... you ... te11 me about yourડe1f ? ¡'11 1¡ડten
>> p1eaડe don't ever ડay ¡t 1¡ke that aga¡n p1eaડe
>> ¡ wou1d.. heડ¡tant1y, be your fr¡end,, ¡'m not one to ડay no to that.
that could be funn. i like it
i like friennds.
hOw lOvEly! :)
What do you do with the friends you snatch off the bus?
UpdAtE On thE OthEr kInblOOd On thE bUs, I thInk thEy fOUnd sOmEOnE thEy knEw! thEy grAbbEd An OlIvEblOOd And wAlkEd OUt wIth thEm. hOw lOvEly It Is tO bE frIEndshIp bEtwEEn cAstEs.
#NoItsOkay #ImJustTaggingHer #BecauseShesImportant #Britny
colour me intrigued >X3 slightly
ummmm why specifically greenbloods