dave strider
@tunetechGearhead
regular dude im trans but you didnt need to know that
never in my life did i ever think id be this down bad for an alternate version of me but here we are i guess @turntechGayhead you are the prettiest other me ive ever seen and i want to make out with you in the sloppiest way possible lets do it doggystyle or someshit #nsfw #davecest #thisisstupid
((this is genuinely having me giggle my ass off thank you for going w the bit heart emoji!!))
What are you doing?
((youre so welcome dude im also laughing my ass off))
wow thanks bro im fanning myself and shit im so down bad for you too bro #davecest #iagreethisshitissostupid
posting about how badly i want that other dave is it not obvious
of course of course now can we make out im dying to slip my tongue into your mouth or something #suggestive
hell yeah lets get our sloppy makeouts on im down #suggestive
can someone pretend to want me carnally rq i need to flex on someone
nah he wont but its funny to me so anyway yeah im down to clown with another me why not
alright hell yeah i have shit to do real quick though mind waiting a few minutes unless this cant wait
im a patient man i can wait they call me the waiter the way i wait or whatever
ok hi sorry took a bit long im here now though and ready to fuck with mr egbert
say very dramatically down bad things im pretty sure just throw darts at the wall and see what sticks
i just gotta make posts talking about how down bad i am for you right ok sure thats easy ill dig in my brain for the horniest shit i can think of saying
going into the operation room in less than an hour i’ll see yall when i wake up