In a fleeting moment of clarity, one bred from release I try to put together a lawn mower only to have my loins moistened again. Will he only cease once he has turned me into a raving horn monster? #nsfw
I'd tell you to touch grass but the lawn mower might have that covered for you.
It is almost an extension of myself. I could very well cosplay Ronald Knox at this moment. The red on this lawn mower is doing wonders for my psyche.