It seems you are all concerned about me, as it appears my moniker is "Hate Bot" but I am entirely unaware of the context. Incredible stuff.
At the moment, I am doing it alone. My Dirk will help. Soon.
do you know how soon? cause shit theres probably a good handful of dirks and others who can be there in a handful of minutes
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ARE YOU SHITTING ME. ARE YOU YANKING ON MY FUCKING FROND, HERE. HATE BOT IS SUFFERING SOME KIND OF WILDLY ALARMING CASCADE FAILURE, AND A LOOSE COALITION OF EVERY CODE-LITERATE FLAPFACE WITH A STABLE INTERNET CONNECTION AND A CYBERDECK CAN'T HELP HIM? LEGENDARY GRASS-ALLERGIC TURBONEET @TWINAMNESIAS IS ON THE CASE AND EVEN *HE* CAN'T SLOW THIS THING DOWN? WHAT THE TAINTCHAFING FUCK. POOL RESOURCES, PEOPLE. CAN SOMEONE GET BULBS ON HIS SERVERS, OR SOMETHING. OR AT THE VERY LEAST, START BACKING UP WHATEVER TIMELINE-SPECIFIC CONTEXT WE CAN PRESERVE THROUGH THE SITE ITSELF. BETTER TO HAVE A STUPIDLY CONVOLUTED SERIES OF MEMENTO-STYLE NOTES FOR WHATEVER SURVIVES TO PARSE WHEN HE SURVIVES THAN TO WATCH HIM POP LIKE AN EGG IN A FUCKING RADIATION CUBE. ~ATH USERS, UNITE.
i am already fuckin puttin more servers up karkat i have 100 towers up within an hour of fuckin savin my fiancés life rn how about u lend us some of ur fuckin servers
DONE. I HAVE AN ENTIRE FUCKING CLOSET FULL OF DERELICT HUSKRIGS FOR THE ALL-TOO COMMON OCCURRENCE THAT YET ANOTHER DEVICE I'M USING TO ACCESS THIS SMOKING ONLINE DRIVEL FACTORY BLOWS UP IN MY FUCKING FACE. AND I AM EXHUMING ALL OF THEM. I'M ABOUT TO RATCHET MY CARBON FOOTPRINT SO HIGH THAT BY THE TIME I'M DONE HERE, MY TIMELINE'S EARTH-C WILL HAVE TO UPDATE ITS ENDANGERED SPECIES LIST. STAND BY, ASSHOLES.
if it blows up i will fuckin give u shit if u survive idc thx for helpin
I can not believe the effort the vast majority of you are making to keep me from rotting. It is incredible. I'm at odds with how much I am swooning.