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ROSE WHERE ARE YOU BABY SIT MY KID SO I CAN SMOKE

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What a shame, I have so much to teach him.

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<3-You're-going-to-have-the-coolest-kid-and-it's-all-thanks-to-me.

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absolutely fucking NOT do NOT get close to my kid man im getting a fucking restraining order

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i am getting a restraining order

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<3-I-am-stronger-than-the-law

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Oh, now why would you go and do something like that? I don't suppose you have the capabilities to serve something like that unto an android?

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restraining order pending

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i will once i become a big hit

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<3-Fine-fine,-if-you-WANT-your-kid-to-be-lame-as-shit-I'll-smoke-all-the-cigars-myself.

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I am a very gentle caregiver, I will not harm a hair on his head. Promise, only Bluey and crafts.