straight up it did not occur to me that there was a legally blonde musical i mean it was made in 2007 so by all accounts i have no excuses but fucking excuse me if i wasnt exactly hopping around my apartment getting my knickers bunched over reese witherspoon sashaying into that courtroom like nobodys health i know im not a real blond(e) for not devoting a shrine in my most private of sanctums to elle woods glitter bombed majesty but fuck i just wasnt the right demographic for that at the tender age of prepubescent boy much less a musical do you want to know how many musicals i listened to before playing sburb a whopping zero but three years is too long to not have shit to do with anybody but like two other people so you eventually start digging through a certain library of movies and pirated musical rips which were labeled as slime tutorials for some reason like fuck thatll stop the copyright troll lawyers from murdering your ass theyll never suspect your slime fondling folder anyway elle woods right i think that movie did irreparable damage to some kind of passive social psyche where someone actually thought blond(e)s are an oppressed class like fuck dude it has to be because youre blond(e) elle and nothing else there was nothing else at play here why stuffy ass harvard snobs wouldnt fuck with your socal energy you were too quirky and they didnt get your big boobs no sorry they got your boobs elle that was also part of your issue watch out elle therere wolves out there in the ivy league and theyre howling speaking of howling thats right thats the segue into me talking about the musical its alright its musical sounds
god what the fuck is it in troll legally bronze do you know it is this connecting
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its ok its definitely a something the troll musical would probably have more is it offensive to say blood its probably not that offensive if its true but i bet it would at least be entertaining maybe youd get to include some chirps and clicks