need some kind of rule set in place to forget everything said in this time frame so i dont get my teeth knocked out for saying stupid shit that isnt even true
cuz like obviously its all a joke im cool with whatever happens and id do something about it if i wasnt but its also not even bad like were just fucking around no one understands irony anymore
im bedridden right now, kid. not gonna happen.
nah like a rule so you cant do it after you get better all just jokes all in good fun man nobody believes the poorly constructed pleas for help anyways and if they do then theyre just falling for the troll
I don't know if I can keep pitying your posts, Dave. It would be easier if you weren't being so pitiful. I'll continue to refresh your homosexually inclined man-blog and gently weep into a rag for now. The humanity.
oh yeah im the most pitiful man alive if i were in a wimp-off competition with michael cera and tom holland i would for sure come out as the winner and champion of all wimpkind