
i dont even technically need money anymore but im still gonna ask all my dads for more every chance i get

did you clean your room

um. yes

lying puts you in the red im afraid now you owe me money

actually being in the red is a consort phrase and it means being positive so you owe me money again by that logic nak nak nak nak nak

you didnt clean your room i think we just cut even

anything for my deadbeat dad to get out of paying his son after he crashed the economy and made us all homeless naknaknaknaknak wheres your sense of morality!!!

arent you living in the old apartment you know how much cool stuff is left in there besides is it really my fault you cant do math

no i dont live in that one. my heros favorite consort lives in that one. ive got my own. dont think ill ignore the way you pass off responsibility for tanking so many livelihoods! giving back to the community is just one of many ways for you to repent

oh my god fine ill wire you uh ten boonbucks

thanks dad!