⦓ Oh my gosh... If I thought I was even remotely mentally stable enough to care for a pet I'd probably also adopt one for myself... Oh look at themmmm @turntablefortG look how cute and cool they areee! ⦔ *Attached is a collection of screenshots from various drake rescue adoption websites. The first is a red teacup hydra named "Problems" who is "2 sweeps old, 5 heads, genuinely very sweet and cuddly, tendency to hoard silverwear". The second is a teal one named "The Berties" who is " 5 sweeps old, 7 heads, loves to hang out with lusii and other pets but has severe separation anxiety and cannot be alone in a room". The third is a black and white one named "And The Diamonds ﴾Dia for short﴿" who is "1 sweep old, three heads, very polite and obedient, easily trained, becomes stressed without at least one walk every single day" Each one has a little summary about how they came to the shelter and any health problems or dietary needs. Iridis has been careful to select only options that seem like they'd not bother other pets too much, and don't seem like they'd bite unless mishandled. They could be renamed if adopted, also, though it'd take them a while to learn their new name, as is the case with any rescue.*
⦓ Aren't they? They're adorable! All rescues of course. I don't condone breeding animals for cuteness without considering their health, but they're very sweet, and if they're already here, adopting them from shelters while discouraging breeders is the kindest thing to do!. ⦔
i love problems theyre just like me
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⦓ Ehehe, that's true! You are both rather cute and rather cool at the same time, too. ⦔
⦓ I hope they all end up getting good and loving homes! ⦔
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real quick im gonna turn tsudere for a moment and remind you im not cute im just cool and awesome i understand the confusion
⦓ Smiles so sweetly. ⦔
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⦓ Hehe, okayyy... I'll behave. ⦔