One of the features implemented in my processing system during the initial software updates was a Nutrition Analysis Platform (NPA). My hands are able to weigh ingredients down to the precise grams-- accurate up to the Hundred-Thousandths place, giving the most precise caloric information known to any species in existence. My artificial retinas are able to scan meals and give information regarding macros, sodium levels, or any other part of the food pyramid one may be interested in. When I say I am making #ASandwich, duly note that it is the best fucking sandwich in the history of meta-space. #IDontEatThough #Notnecessary
You are the greatest accomplishment of my immortal life. #Perfectmacros #Proteingoals
My software is calibrated to #MyFather's wellness and metabolic needs, but he doesn't eat fucking swill like stew.
Only if he specifies. #HisMeat #HisMeatAlternative
D --> When he advances to having metabrolic needs please consider swapping him to adult foods instead of sandwiches with the crusts cut off