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Get 0n B0rderland2 riight n0w @turntechGiive2head

Kult: +75
Kull: +70
Total: 145
Ratio: 1.07

its weird that you misspelled "master" as "rage", and trust me captor i have more than just time on my hands b) #nsfw

Y0u al20 have y0ur bulge iin y0ur hand2 tw00 II a22ume #n2fw

ding ding ding give the two obsessed troll a medal and shake his hand like he just won a nobel peace prize

IIf II w0n. II 2h0uld be able tw0 piick my 0wn priize. II want a bl0wj0b l0l #n2fw

i call you sugar daddy once and now youre all over me, shit man thats kinda gay but yeah they dont call me turntechGiveshead for no reason, no homo tho unrelated, will i get that second PC in exchange for one fine suck #nsfw

IIt’2 the Captw0r cur2e unf0rtunately we run h0t all the tiime. Y0u kn0w what 2triider? 2ure iif y0ur able tw0 2uck iin 2uch a way that my liife ii2 changed f0rever y0u can have tw0 pc2 #n2fw

get ready to have ur mind blown and other appendages apple juice flavored condoms yay or nay this is a very important question #nsfw

Kult: +5
Total: 5

2ure II gue22 II’m d0wn f0r apple juiice flav0ured c0nd0m2. Can’t be anythiing h0ney related, II had tw0 giive that up. #n2fw

cool so uh youre approximately how many light-years away again

II 2tiill have acce22 tw0 a tran2p0rter 20 what’2 that ab0ut an h0ur and a half?