Dawson "Danger" Strider
@turntechGladiator
director, thrill seeker, tabloid egoist, sex icon ((main: hate bot))
okay should i do 10 more minutes or say fuck it im sweating enough as is
you got a big thing for balls, huh? not a complaint. the sweat thing is up my alley.
yeah dude one of my favorite positions is getting teabagged and choking on a big fat sack fuck getting real worked up thinking about it
doesnt help im still nude just got outta the shower nothing holding my dick back guy needs to be swaddled in order not to go absolutely mad
aw you like that real bad dont you big guy its alright i took a few candid shots before i undid my work
i aint above getting real sweaty again my dude but we already went down this song and dance the words are all freebies you want something real its gonna cost you
am i gonna get daddy dommed into exercising my skinny ass to muscledom? fuck i got hard thinking about it
man got me to do 20 more mins just by being sweet to me
idk why but wearing clothes while im working out seems kind of mean to the fabric so im free balling this shit gotta get my steps in, and idk lift some shit whatever man dont care if the work crew gets a view of this meat rod they signed a release not to take pictures of my hairy ball sack for a reason
saw you going at them at world record speed id give you a gold star but my manager barred me from stickers and sticky notes for the next couple of months
damn. guess you should send me a dick pic instead or something. #nsfw #incest
oh fuck you gotta pay premium bucks for that one buddy though it did give my dick a little twitch reading it (thats a freebie)
I wish I c⚣uld d⚣ that fully, I need my underwear t⚣ h⚣ld everything in place when I w⚣rk ⚣ut -3-
oh yeah rub it in big boy my cock just happens to be cute and compact okay
Consensually, of course.
is that a threat or a promise?
so my manager has been nagging me about my proclivities its like hes got a vendetta against my off work hobbies bitch i need to get my ass tickled at least a few times a day when im sleigh riding this shit santa got me rolling presents out to my humble lackies and theyre figuring i must be saint nick if im buried in the snow oh yeah fuck me if my timeline gets ruined you want me to stop bumping it? give me way more interesting ideas to work with and my scripts wont turn out like hangover part 50
you seem like you’re actively self destructing but it seems fun to watch so far be it from me to tell you to stop.
I think you'd be better off fist fighting them tbh that works for me when people nag about my hobbies
self destructing means im not getting shit done last sbahj installment got glowing reviews and a nomination for best film of the year dont front me with that shit man
oh yeah oh fuck yeah now thats what im talking about wwe smack down with my publisher and manager we might need to film this shit
i am pretty amusing though my backlog aint deep cause im too busy with real shit but rereading it im standing by my past chitts
my presidency is going rough this term #incest
im president of #incest chittr actually its in my bio
what if i put it in my bio what if im here to usurp your presidency
im his vice actually and i have the documents right here so suck on that.
can you not take this from me this is like all i have right now
hey just cause you have the docs doesnt mean im not about to usurp your whole operation