Dave "Danger" Strider
@turntechGladiator
comic artist, thrill seeker, time dude
i got root beer in my kids hair do i wash it out or tell him it will make him look cooler
i dont think you want ants crawling all over your kids noggin dude
B33 < im out here blocking all caliborns its not a question BPP < im too much of a hater social media b33f would take up valuable nap/frolicking/otherwise chill time
ok dont hate the messenger but a certain lil Hal is raging in my dms about you specifically ignoring him and to check it no im not an errand boy the guy just wont stop
I'VE HAD MANY A TROLL ASK ME IF THERE'S A SINGLE CASTE, A SINGLE TROLL I TRUST WITH MY ENTIRE PUSHER. AND IT'S TIME I MAKE MY ANSWER KNOWN. Sound technicians.
you look super fucking familiar maybe im just hallucinating
woah im not out here claiming anything dude i just know a guy who looks exactly like you met him in a dreambubble like a week ago weird shit to be seeing an actual troll version of the same guy
all daves flock to me i have a gift
